Acquitted Jokes

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Humorous Acquitted Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's m**....

Footprints

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, "Your husband will die a horrible violent death."

Hilary asks, "Will I be acquitted?"

I was heartbroken the day oj simpson was acquitted…

I'd already picked out which TV I wanted…

A jury finds a man not-guilty in court...

During trial much evidence had been produced that showed the defendant to be guilty.
Upon the jury's decision the prosecutor incredulously asked the judge: "Your honor, on what basis could the jury possibly have acquitted the defendant?!"
The judge replied: "Temporary insanity".
To which the prosecutor exclaimed: "All 12 of them?"

The chicken was acquitted of m**......

... because there was no evidence of fowl-play.

Why couldn't MC Hammer's team of lawyers get him off the hook?

The charges were too legit to acquit.

Innocent

Drunken Billy was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, concluded the lawyer, you've looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury and honestly believe that if my client had a quart of whiskey he would sell it? He was acquitted.

What did they change the name of the Ford Bronco to when O.J. Simpson got acquitted?

The Ford Escape!

So a guy kills himself the night he gets acquitted of m**....

No one explained to him what a hung jury meant.

A Canadian was on trial for second-degree m**....

He was acquitted, but he apologized anyway.

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Acquitted Jokes

Humorous Acquitted Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's m**....

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, "Your husband will die a horrible violent death."

I was heartbroken the day oj simpson was acquitted…