Acquisition Jokes

6 acquisition jokes and hilarious acquisition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acquisition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.

Nobody expects the spanish Acquisition

Why did elon musk abandon his Twitter acquisition?

He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out

My buddy and I have been working at this company for several years

We thought everything was going great. Numbers were up, sales were soaring! But one day our boss announced that the entire company was being bought out by some company in Spain.
What?! I exclaimed to my friend. This is so out of the blue! Never in a million years could I have seen this coming.
My friend shook his head and looked at me sideways. Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition, he sighed.

A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My company got bought out by a Madrid-based firm today," the guy tells the bartender. "Everyone was surprised." "Well," the bartender replies. "No one expects the Spanish acquisition."

I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day?

Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!

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