Silly Acquisition Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.
Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition
Why did Elon Musk abandon his Twitter acquisition?
He wanted to experience, for the first time in his life, the sensation of pulling out
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My company got bought out by a Madrid-based firm today," the guy tells the bartender. "Everyone was surprised." "Well," the bartender replies. "No one expects the Spanish acquisition."
I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.
Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition
Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day?
Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!
The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain...
We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition.
After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.
No one expects the Spanish acquisition.
Now that Disney bought Fox...
Galactus is their biggest acquisition!
You heard about the latest Coca-Cola acquisition?
That's going to Costa lot.
