Acquisition Jokes

Following is our collection of export humor and buy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acquisition puns for adults, dirty famously jokes or clean blatter gags for kids.

There is an abundance of lavish jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on acquisition. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any takeover witze you can hear about acquisition.

The Best jokes about Acquisition

My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.

Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition

I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day?

Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!

The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain...

We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition.

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.


You heard about the latest Coca-Cola acquisition?

That's going to Costa lot.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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