The Best 7 Acquisition Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acquisition jokes. There are some acquisition buy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acquisition blatter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acquisition Jokes and Puns

My company got bought out by a Madrid based firm today. Everyone seemed surprised.

Nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition

I was surprised when my boss told me that our company was bought by a millionaire from Barcelona.

Nobody expects the Spanish acquisition

Why can't Popeye the Sailor's enemies ever predict whether or not he's purchased spinach that day?

Because no one expects the spinach acquisition!!!

The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain...

We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition.

After coming to work this morning, all of us were shocked to find out that our firm has been taken over by a company in Madrid.

No one expects the Spanish acquisition.


Now that Disney bought Fox...

Galactus is their biggest acquisition!

You heard about the latest Coca-Cola acquisition?

That's going to Costa lot.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acquisition lavish jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acquisition takeover piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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