Acquired Jokes

Funniest Acquired Short Jokes

Short acquired jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acquired humour may include short inherited jokes also.

1. Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney world and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
2. Businessman: How much will it cost to buy a large singing group? I need one for a party. Lady: Do you mean a choir?
   Businessman: Okay, fine. How much does it cost to acquire a large singing group?
3. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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   He acquired his size from too much pi.
4. A guy asks his friend "How much would it cost to buy a singing ensemble?" The friend replies with "You mean a choir?"
   To which the man says "Sorry, how much to acquire a singing ensemble?"
5. Do you know what cannibal tribes have said about the taste of human flesh? It's an acquired taste that varies person to person.
6. Read a story recently about a guy who went deaf as a result of having acquired immune deficiency syndrome. He had hearing aids.
7. The universe's greatest villain acquired his sixth Infinity Stone, and in the snap of a finger... ...half the NFL's fans stopped caring.
8. Cambridge Analytica has just made a new world record By inappropriately acquiring the personal information of over 50 million Facebook users
9. I recently acquired my grandmother's secret recipe for ragus. She was an accomplished chemist, and managed it with only one ingredient: invert sugar.
10. Maybe caviar is an acquired taste... ... and I am not rich enough to acquire it.
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    \-rookie987 on liveleak

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Acquired One Liners

Which acquired one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acquired? I can suggest the ones about developed and transmitted.

1. EA just acquired a new video game license... Fallout
2. When do Pirates acquire their crew? During mating season
3. In a surprise move, taco bell is acquiring Taco Bueno... It's a hostile tacover.
4. How do you get fish for an aquarium? You acquire 'em.
5. An Arab prince acquires a dairy farm He's known far and wide as the Milk Sheikh
6. So, If the Microsoft search engine were to be acquired by Amazon… That'd be Amazing!
7. As a Brazilian, it really makes me sad to know...... That IBM acquired RedHat :(
8. I bought a few pieces for my DIY orchestra today some ensemble acquired.
9. Why do gingers buy so many shoes? It's the only legal way to acquire soles.
10. What do you call spaghetti you have acquired? Spaghotti
11. One, Two, Three, Four Items I need to acquire from the store.
12. My nature loving mother recently acquired some money she wants to invest...
13. What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash? He's making bankon.
14. I bought shoes from Target the other day ...target acquired

Acquired Taste Jokes

Here is a list of funny acquired taste jokes and even better acquired taste puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Almas, the world's most expensive caviar, is an acquired taste. If you can acquire it, you can taste it.
• What do grapefruit and vaginas have in common? The pinker the better and they're both an acquired taste.

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