Following is our collection of funny Acquaintance jokes. There are some acquaintance coworker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acquaintance buddies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
So he comes out of the airport and gets into the cab.
The Aussie cab driver asked where he is from ?
He replied 'India '.
The cab driver asked ' So did you come to die?'
He froze as it was the times when there were racial attacks by white Aussies on people of indian descent .
It was only few weeks later, he realised that the driver actually asked " Did you come today?'
It's a shame, he was the best veterinarian in the city.
Oh jeez, not this mug again
Acquaintance: Hello, am I what?
Me: High
Acquaintance: Hello
Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down.
Hi, Jim. Can I join you?
Why, am I falling apart? I replied.
He expected a different kind of booty.
I knew him, you see,
This certain young man,
And that is why
I saw him and ran.
In the plan of the ages
This tragedy is –
That I should be
An acquaintance of his.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acquaintance pal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working acquaintance homie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.