The Best 8 Acquaintance Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acquaintance jokes. There are some acquaintance coworker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acquaintance buddies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Acquaintance Jokes and Puns

Not a joke but a real incident that happened to an indian acquaintance of mine when he moved to Australia for higher studies..

So he comes out of the airport and gets into the cab.

The Aussie cab driver asked where he is from ?

He replied 'India '.

The cab driver asked ' So did you come to die?'

He froze as it was the times when there were racial attacks by white Aussies on people of indian descent .

It was only few weeks later, he realised that the driver actually asked " Did you come today?'

An acquaintance of mine just got his medical license revoked because he had sexual relations with one of his patients.

It's a shame, he was the best veterinarian in the city.

What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...

Oh jeez, not this mug again

Me: Hey, are you high?

Acquaintance: Hello, am I what?
Me: High
Acquaintance: Hello

An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps.

Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down.


A friend and I were enjoying a coffee in our local haunt when an acquaintance stopped at our table and said,

Hi, Jim. Can I join you?

Why, am I falling apart? I replied.

Do you know why the pirate was upset after he called a lady acquaintance and met her?

He expected a different kind of booty.

Valentine man

I knew him, you see,

This certain young man,

And that is why

I saw him and ran.



In the plan of the ages

This tragedy is –

That I should be

An acquaintance of his.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acquaintance pal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acquaintance homie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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