Playful Acquaintance Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
Not a joke but a real incident that happened to an indian acquaintance of mine when he moved to Australia for higher studies..
So he comes out of the airport and gets into the cab.
The Aussie cab driver asked where he is from ?
He replied 'India '.
The cab driver asked ' So did you come to die?'
He froze as it was the times when there were racial attacks by white Aussies on people of indian descent .
It was only few weeks later, he realised that the driver actually asked " Did you come today?'
An acquaintance of mine just got his medical license revoked because he had sexual relations with one of his patients.
It's a shame, he was the best veterinarian in the city.
What did the annoyed coffee say when it saw an old acquaintance...
Oh jeez, not this mug again
Me: Hey, are you high?
Acquaintance: Hello, am I what?
Me: High
Acquaintance: Hello
An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps.
Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down.
A friend and I were enjoying a coffee in our local haunt when an acquaintance stopped at our table and said,
Hi, Jim. Can I join you?
Why, am I falling apart? I replied.
Do you know why the pirate was upset after he called a lady acquaintance and met her?
He expected a different kind of booty.
Valentine man
I knew him, you see,
This certain young man,
And that is why
I saw him and ran.
In the plan of the ages
This tragedy is –
That I should be
An acquaintance of his.
