Acoustic Jokes

Following is our collection of guitar humor and sia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acoustic puns for adults, dirty venues jokes or clean strum gags for kids.

There is an abundance of sonic jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on acoustic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gospel witze you can hear about acoustic.

The Best jokes about Acoustic

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What do you call a really loud stick that tries to overthrow its government?

Acoustic.

Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

My friends and I just started a music group.

We're calling the band "Grandpa's Life Support." That way, if we ever have an acoustic album, it'll be called "Grandpa's Life Support: Unplugged."

Started a Christian acoustic band the other day...

We call ourselves "Gsus".


How expensive is acoustic insulation ?

Quiet expensive.

Everyone thought Kim Jung Un was in a vegetative state, but actually he was in the studio recording his acoustic album

Kim Jung Unplugged.

I love my guitar collection....

but one of the guitars is a bit different from the rest, I think he's a bit acoustic.

Electric blankets are so nice

I doubt I can go back to plain old acoustic blankets.

I'm going to switch from bass to acoustic

I just couldn't figure out how to tune a fish.

If metallica started doing acoustic songs ONLY....

They would be called Plasticlica


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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