Acoustic Jokes

What are some Acoustic jokes?

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

What do you call a really loud stick that tries to overthrow its government?

Acoustic.

Before invention of electricity

Judge: I sentence you to death by the acoustic chair.

My friends and I just started a music group.

We're calling the band "Grandpa's Life Support." That way, if we ever have an acoustic album, it'll be called "Grandpa's Life Support: Unplugged."

Started a Christian acoustic band the other day...

We call ourselves "Gsus".

How expensive is acoustic insulation ?

Quiet expensive.

I love my guitar collection....

but one of the guitars is a bit different from the rest, I think he's a bit acoustic.

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