Acorns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acorns jokes. There are some acorns macadamia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acorns nut puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uproarious Acorns Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What's the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?

One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.

What do unicorns call horses?


What do they call acorns in the hood?


What do you plant ...

What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Wanna hear a little about acorns?

It's an oak tree, in a nut shell.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acorns wallnuts puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acorns acorn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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