Acorns Jokes

Following is our collection of pistachio humor and macadamia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acorns puns for adults, dirty walnuts jokes or clean nut gags for kids.

There is an abundance of wallnuts jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on acorns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any acorn witze you can hear about acorns.

The Best jokes about Acorns

What do unicorns call horses?


What do you plant ...

What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Wanna hear a little about acorns?

It's an oak tree, in a nut shell.

What do they call acorns in the hood?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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