Uproarious Acorns Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What's the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe?
One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.
What do unicorns call horses?
Acorns.
What do they call acorns in the hood?
TREEZ NUTS!
What do you plant ...
What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
Wanna hear a little about acorns?
It's an oak tree, in a nut shell.