Acorn Jokes

Following is our collection of twigs humor and oak one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acorn puns for adults, dirty almond jokes or clean tree gags for kids.

There is an abundance of maple jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 13 funniest jokes on acorn. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sapling witze you can hear about acorn.

The Best jokes about Acorn

What's an acorn ?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

A bear and a squirrel are in the forest and find a genie's lamp.

Upon releasing the genie, he offers them each three wishes. The bear instantaniously wishes to be the only male bear in the forest so that he can hook up with all the female bears. The squirrel wishes for an acorn. The bear looks at the squirrel and tells him he's stupid for not wishing like the bear did. The genie asks what the next wishes are going to be. The bear, thinking bigger, wishes that he was the only male bear in the country. And the squrriel wishes for an acorn. The bear again pokes fun at the squirrel for not wishing like he did. Finally, the bear, thinking as big as he can, wishes to be the only male bear in the world. The squirrel takes off running, and just before he gets out of earshot, he shouts **"I wish the bear was gay!"**

On my way home, an acorn fell on my car and cracked my windshield.

It was the least satisfying nut busting I've ever experienced.

One day a teacher asked her students to use geometry in a sentence

The teacher was baffled that nobody could come up with just one sentence, and finally asked one quiet student in the back to say one... The student looked at her and said:

Once there was a little acorn and it was planted in the ground and grew and grew until one day he awoke and said "gee I'm a tree!"

How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree?


What did the acorn say when it grew up?


What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?


Why did no one like the adopted acorn?

Everyone thought he was a son of a birch.


Johnny was in class when his teacher asked him to use the word geometry in a sentance.
Johnny thought for a moment and then said ok.
Once there was an acorn that fell on the ground. Some fell on it and it sprouted. The roots went into the ground and the stock grew upwards. A year passed and the acorn looked around himself and said,
Gee, I'm a tree!

A matured acorn...

What did the acorn say when he realized he was grown up?


The College Board's logo resembles an acorn

No wonder they drive me nuts

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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