The Best 16 Acorn Jokes

Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of acorn jokes. From acorn puns to acorn-themed knock-knock jokes, we've got a joke for every acorn lover.

Top 10 Funniest Acorn Jokes and Puns

What's an acorn ?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

My son looked up from his homework and asked me, "Dad, what's an acorn?" I smiled and explained...

"Well, in a nutshell, it's an oak tree!"

I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.

He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What is an acorn, really?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.


One day a teacher asked her students to use geometry in a sentence

The teacher was baffled that nobody could come up with just one sentence, and finally asked one quiet student in the back to say one... The student looked at her and said:

Once there was a little acorn and it was planted in the ground and grew and grew until one day he awoke and said "gee I'm a tree!"

On my way home, an acorn fell on my car and cracked my windshield.

It was the least satisfying nut busting I've ever experienced.

Acorn joke, On my way home, an acorn fell on my car and cracked my windshield.

How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree?

Acorn

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did no one like the adopted acorn?

Everyone thought he was a son of a birch.

Geometry

Johnny was in class when his teacher asked him to use the word geometry in a sentance.
Johnny thought for a moment and then said ok.
Once there was an acorn that fell on the ground. Some fell on it and it sprouted. The roots went into the ground and the stock grew upwards. A year passed and the acorn looked around himself and said,
Gee, I'm a tree!

The College Board's logo resembles an acorn

No wonder they drive me nuts

Dad, will this little acorn really become a tree?

Yes son, don't worry, it'll be a-oak-k

A matured acorn...

What did the acorn say when he realized he was grown up?

Geometry

Acorn joke, A matured acorn...

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