The Best 15 Acorn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acorn jokes. There are some acorn oak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acorn tree puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acorn Jokes and Puns

What's an acorn ?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

I asked my dad to simply explain what an acorn is.

He said, "It's an oak tree, in a nutshell."

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn joke, Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

What is an acorn, really?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

One day a teacher asked her students to use geometry in a sentence

The teacher was baffled that nobody could come up with just one sentence, and finally asked one quiet student in the back to say one... The student looked at her and said:

Once there was a little acorn and it was planted in the ground and grew and grew until one day he awoke and said "gee I'm a tree!"

On my way home, an acorn fell on my car and cracked my windshield.

It was the least satisfying nut busting I've ever experienced.

How do you briefly describe an acorn?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn joke, How do you briefly describe an acorn?

What do you call the single grain of corn on the tree?


What did the acorn say when it grew up?


What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?


Why did no one like the adopted acorn?

Everyone thought he was a son of a birch.

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The College Board's logo resembles an acorn

No wonder they drive me nuts

Dad, will this little acorn really become a tree?

Yes son, don't worry, it'll be a-oak-k


Johnny was in class when his teacher asked him to use the word geometry in a sentance.
Johnny thought for a moment and then said ok.
Once there was an acorn that fell on the ground. Some fell on it and it sprouted. The roots went into the ground and the stock grew upwards. A year passed and the acorn looked around himself and said,
Gee, I'm a tree!

A matured acorn...

What did the acorn say when he realized he was grown up?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acorn maple jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acorn sapling piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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