Acne Jokes
66 acne jokes and hilarious acne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
The pressure of puberty is real. Get some comedic relief and read a few jokes about forehead acne, pimples, and psoriasis. Discover a few lighthearted ways to take the edge off any skin issues you may be facing.
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Funniest Acne Short Jokes
Short acne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acne humour may include short pimples jokes also.
- Last night I dated a blind woman At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.
- What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.
- Braille I once told a girl that her acne was so bad that it reminded me of Braille. I could tell she wasn't impressed, it was written all over her face.
- What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.
- What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13.
- I rub bacteria on peoples faces to make cool patterns of acne. I Guess you could call me a breakout artist.
- "How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand? When the blind start reading your face
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face til you're 13.
ReallyOldiebutgoodie - Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13.
- I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy... The teacher said, "Less than there are on his face."
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Acne One Liners
Which acne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acne? I can suggest the ones about pimple face and bad skin.
- How do you know you have a really bad case of acne? When the blind try to read your face.
- Never arrest a guy with acne They're good at breaking out
- I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet.
- How do you know if you have bad acne? When blind people can read your face.
- What do pigs put on their skin to get rid of acne? Oinkment
- Just to make myself clear... I use acne treatment.
- When I was a kid , my acne was so bad... blind people tried to read my face.
- If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne I'd look like I do now
- Drank from the Fountain of Youth... Broke out in acne.
- Why did Hippocrates have such bad acne? Because he showered in greece
- If acne on your back is "back-ne"... Then what is acne on your knee called?
- What video game causes acne? Atari Breakout
- What does a catholic priest and acne have in common? Both came on my face when i was 13
- I didn't think having acne would be that great But it grew on me.
- Want to know my secret to looking so young? It's the adult acne and insecurities
Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Acne Jokes
What funny jokes about acne you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acne pranks.
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What is the difference between the Pope and acne?
Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13.
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Why do all b**... have acne?
Because they all have black heads.
What do you call acne that won't go away?
Per-CYST-ent.
Mayonnaise was probably invented when Jesus had acne.
Whats the difference between acne and the pope?
Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen.
People always ask me, "why are you taking medicine for acne if you don't have acne?"
My answer is always, "exactly."
What is a difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne actually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
acne doesn't come on a five-year-old's face.
Being raised as a catholic was tough.
As soon as I hit 12 I had acne come on my face, as did the priest.
I have acne...
but I don't want it to staph.
What do you call someone who only dates people with acne?
Picky.
A man decided to try and cure his acne with sulphuric acid
It was a pore decision...
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What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
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Research shows that m**... is one of the main causes of acne.
Also, acne is the main cause of m**....
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Want to cure f**... acne?
Try Decapitation!
(Ask your doctor about possible side effects)
Mickey Donovan priest joke
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits till you're 14 till it comes on your face.
Hold on!
She wanted to sit on my face. I told her I have acne so it may be a bumpy ride.
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How do you prevent teenage pregnancies?
Make acne medication i**....
What do you call a doctor who helps elephants with their acne?
A pachydermatologist
Acne Medicine
Why does acne medicine make a good prison guard? It's great at preventing breakouts.
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What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.
I have a weakness for you
"I have a weakness for you." she said as she caressed the child.
"And depression."
"And acne."
added other fairy godmothers.
My acne is like the US in the Middle East
I thought it would only stay for a while but it's not going anywhere since there's so much oil.
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What's the difference between prophet Mohammad and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a 6 year olds face
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You wanna know what's funny about racist people with acne?
They're worrying about the wrong skin
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I told my son with acne that he had to leave the house immediately.
"Why?" he asked, dumbfounded.
"Your mother just phoned to say that we could have s**... if the house is spotless."
