Acne Jokes

What are some Acne jokes?

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits untill a boy's 12 before it comes on his face.

Last night I dated a blind woman

At one point she ran her hands over my cheeks and mistook my acne for braille. Boy, was my face read.

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne usually waits until you're 13 before coming on your face.

Why is acne better than a catholic priest?

At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits til you hit puberty to come all over your face.

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne doesn't come on a boy's face until he's 13.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?

Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.

Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne.

Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne?

Acne usually won't come on a child's face until they're 13/14 years old

Priest and acne.

What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face.

What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? NSFW

One doesn't come on your face until your twelve

What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest ?

Acne only comes on a boys face when he's twelve.

Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne?

*Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face*

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What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne waits till you're 13 to come on your face.

How do you know you have a really bad case of acne?

When the blind try to read your face.

Never arrest a guy with acne

They're good at breaking out

What's the difference between acne and a Child Molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come all over your face.

I've been locked in a room to cure my acne.

I haven't broken out yet.

How can you tell when you have really bad acne?

When blind people start trying to read your face.

What do pigs put on their skin to get rid of acne?

Oinkment

Just to make myself clear...

I use acne treatment.

If I had a pimple for every time a child told me about my acne

I'd look like I do now

Why did Hippocrates have such bad acne?

Because he showered in greece

I rub bacteria on peoples faces to make cool patterns of acne.

I Guess you could call me a breakout artist.

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

The acne waited till I was a teenager to come on my face...

If acne on your back is "back-ne"...

Then what is acne on your knee called?

"How can you tell your acne is really starting to get out of hand?

When the blind start reading your face

Difference between priest and acne?

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face.

Why don't boys who have wealthy parents worry about acne?

Because it's a pore man's problem

What do acne and priests have in common?

Both usually come on children faces.

What does a priest have in common with acne?

They both come on a 12 year old boys face.

What video game causes acne?

Atari Breakout

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face til you're 13.
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What is the difference between a male priest and acne?

Acne waits till 13 before coming on a boys face

[NSFW] What's the difference between acne and Jerry Sandusky?

Acne waits til you're 13 to come on your face.

Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest?

Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

acne doesn't come on a five-year-old's face.

I didn't think having acne would be that great

But it grew on me.

What does a catholic priest and acne have in common?

Both came on my face when i was 13

What do a priest and acne have in common?

Both come on your face during your teens

You know you have bad acne

If the blind starts to read your face

I'm not saying my acne was bad at school, but when one boy asked the science teacher how many planets there were in the galaxy...

The teacher said, "Less than there are on his face."

Want to know my secret to looking so young?

It's the adult acne and insecurities

A man decided to try and cure his acne with sulphuric acid

It was a pore decision...

Mickey Donovan priest joke

What's the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne waits till you're 14 till it comes on your face.

How to know if your acne is getting out of hand?

The blind starts reading your face

How do you prevent teenage pregnancies?

Make acne medication illegal.

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

Acne only comes on a boys face after he's turned 12

What do you call acne that won't go away?

Per-CYST-ent.

What is the difference between the Pope and acne?

Acme doesn't come on to your face until after 13.

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