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24-year old Tai Jinhai came in first during the Beijing Marathon, but they gave the gold medal to the son of a prominent party official instead.
To this day, the Chinese government refuses to acknowledge Tai won.
What do you do when life hands you melons?
Acknowledge you may have dyslexia.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon, but wasn't awarded the gold medal.
The Chinese refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
Ever since I decided to swap gender my son never notices me…
Honestly he looks right through me and doesn't acknowledge my existence and seems to be frightened when I say something. It's like I'm totally trans-parent
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our buddy Ty is now the state boxing champion.
People from China refuse to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend Ty came first in the Beijing marathon 5 years ago, but still has not been awarded a gold medal.
China refuses to acknowledge Ty won.
My friend and I took a trip to Egypt. While we were sightseeing, he slipped and fell into a river. I told him he needs to get out as soon as possible but he refused to acknowledge his predicament.
He was in denial.
My ex told me we broke up because I'm too reliant on logic and refuse to acknowledge my emotions.
I told her, correlation is not causation.
while playing poker my friend said "my hand trumps your hand"
So I said "alright that means you lose but won't acknowledge it, right?"
A man tries to find success as an Anti-motivational speaker
"In today's world of toxic positivity, we need more HEALTHY NEGATIVITY! Acknowledge your limitations! Understand your lack of potential! Remember that in this world of many people, you are NOT SPECIAL and EASILY REPLACEABLE!"
An audience member suddenly stood up, tears streaming down his face.
"Is this what it's like to have a Father?"
I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday
Japanese Mathematician: "Acknowledge my presence, zero"
Me: "Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"
Japanese Mathematician: "Notice me sin(pi)"
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I just don't understand women
I'm trying my best to acknowledge and befriend them but it's always the same!
Who are you , What are you doing in my house , I'm calling the Police
There are two types of people.
Some people only see black and white and refuse to acknowledge shades and complex non-straightforward situations, and the others... no, wait, I've changed my mind.
Why couldn't the robot pirate acknowledge his crew?
He was waiting on an aye patch.
I like my Coffee, like my President. . .
Black with some cream. But don't acknowledge the cream because it's so much more impressive to have it straight black.
What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
After years of saving, John was able to finally afford a nice car. When he drove by, it would turn all the heads in town, but he would never acknowledge it.
For I do not speak of my own accord - John 12:49
I'm surprised there aren't more far-righters who acknowledge global warming
I heard it means there'll be fewer snowflakes around.
What do racists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?
Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle.
Extra:
What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
Some Acknowledgements Long Due..
I will eternally be grateful to my legs,
For supporting me.
I will always be grateful to my arms,
For being by my side.
And I will always cherish my fingers,
For I could count on them.
I would never resort to plotting revenge on an ex.
Just her having to acknowledge that she slept with me is punishment enough.
Chuck Norris does not acknowledge the Periodic Table of Elements ...
because the only element he cares about is the element of surprise.
Me: People treat me like a god
Guy: Really?
Me: Yeah, they only acknowledge me when they want something
How did the white supremacist acknowledge Kim Kardashian?
"'Kay, KK."
What's worse then ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Not proud of the repost, I acknowledge lack of research
Sorry team
