Ackbar Jokes

Following is our collection of jedi humor and jihadi one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Ackbar puns for adults, dirty snackbar jokes or clean admiral gags for kids.

There is an abundance of boba jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on ackbar. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any yoda witze you can hear about ackbar.

The Best jokes about Ackbar

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

"Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the suicide bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?


If you scream three times...

At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.

When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..."

"...It's Satrap."

What does a Hawaiian suicide bomber say when he walks into a building?


How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

#**Allahu Ackbar!**

What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai?

Aloha Ackbar!

What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing?


What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star?


If you are at a restaurant and see the Pig Latin Admiral Ackbar special, beware..

It's an app tray.

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he was browsing the internet in 2018?


An Egyptian man lost his son in the mall.

Security - have you tried calling his name?

\- No, I am afraid.

Security - Okay fine, whats his name?

Ackbar, Ala Ackbar

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw the topless transgender woman?

It's a trap!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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