Ackbar Jokes

These are 14 ackbar jokes and hilarious ackbar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ackbar that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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Best Short Ackbar Jokes

These are our top ackbar puns. Have fun with a good ackbar joke in English with simple ackbar humour.

  1. Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
  2. I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar
  3. If you scream three times... At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
  4. When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..." "...It's Satrap."
  5. Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!
  6. If you are at a restaurant and see the Pig Latin Admiral Ackbar special, beware.. It's an app tray.
  7. An Egyptian man lost his son in the mall. Security - have you tried calling his name?
    \- No, I am afraid.
    Security - Okay fine, whats his name?
    Ackbar, Ala Ackbar
  8. What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap" Aloha Ackbar
  9. A hawaiian jihadist stubs his toe before introducing himself to a tiki bar ... "Aloha *ACK*-bar!"
  10. Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
Ackbar joke, Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these ackbar jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ackbar puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ackbar One Liners

Which ackbar dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ackbar?

  1. What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite shape? IT'S A TRAPezoid!
  2. What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai? Aloha Ackbar!
  3. What did Admiral Ackbar say when he was browsing the internet in 2018? IT'S A TRAP
  4. What did Admiral Ackbar say about the new trans recruit? It's the line he's famous for.
  5. What do muslims say on christmas? Allahohoho ackbar
  6. Pokémon should make a Pokémon called ackbar Then it's alolan form would be alola ackbar
  7. ISIS gives their support for pray-the-gay-away Allahu Ackbar, they say.
  8. Famous last words Allah ackbar
  9. An Allahu ackbar a day... keeps the american away
  10. What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!
  11. What does the Hawaiin ISIS member say? Aloha Ackbar!
  12. What did the Al-Qaeda Star Wars fan say before blowing up? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!!!!!!
  13. What does a Hawaiian s**... bomber say when he walks into a building? ALOHA ACKBAR!
  14. How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**
  15. What do you call a t**... on vacation? Aloha ackbar

Ackbar joke, What do you call a t**... on vacation?

Playful Ackbar Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about ackbar to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ackbar prank.

What did the s**... bomber from the Rebel Alliance say before detonating?


What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a s**... b**...?


What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw the t**... transgender woman?

It's a trap!

Ackbar joke, What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw the t**... transgender woman?

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The impact of these ackbar jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.