Ackbar Jokes

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Funniest Ackbar Short Jokes

Short ackbar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ackbar humour may include short admiral jokes also.

1. Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
2. I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar
3. If you scream three times... At night, if you lock yourself in a bathroom with lights off and scream Allahu Ackbar three times the CIA will come through your mirror and take you to Guantanamo Bay.
4. When asked if he would be called a Governor in Iran, Admiral Ackbar said, "No..." "...It's Satrap."
5. Who did the Rebel pilot pledge loyalty to before crashing into the Death Star? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!
6. If you are at a restaurant and see the Pig Latin Admiral Ackbar special, beware.. It's an app tray.
7. An Egyptian man lost his son in the mall. Security - have you tried calling his name?
   \- No, I am afraid.
   Security - Okay fine, whats his name?
   Ackbar, Ala Ackbar
8. What do you say when you first come across a Hawaiian highjacking a plane, whilst screaming "It's a trap" Aloha Ackbar
9. A hawaiian jihadist stubs his toe before introducing himself to a tiki bar ... "Aloha *ACK*-bar!"
10. Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Ackbar One Liners

Which ackbar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ackbar? I can suggest the ones about terrorist and explosive.

1. What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite shape? IT'S A TRAPezoid!
2. What did the ISIS member say when he went to Hawai? Aloha Ackbar!
3. What did Admiral Ackbar say when he was browsing the internet in 2018? IT'S A TRAP
4. What did Admiral Ackbar say about the new trans recruit? It's the line he's famous for.
5. What do muslims say on christmas? Allahohoho ackbar
6. Pokémon should make a Pokémon called ackbar Then it's alolan form would be alola ackbar
7. ISIS gives their support for pray-the-gay-away Allahu Ackbar, they say.
8. Famous last words Allah ackbar
9. An Allahu ackbar a day... keeps the american away
10. What sound does a bomb make before it goes off? allahu ackbar!!
11. What does the Hawaiin ISIS member say? Aloha Ackbar!
12. What did the Al-Qaeda Star Wars fan say before blowing up? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!!!!!!!!
13. What does a Hawaiian s**... bomber say when he walks into a building? ALOHA ACKBAR!
14. How do you turn an airliner into a boat? #**Allahu Ackbar!**
15. What do you call a t**... on vacation? Aloha ackbar

Playful Ackbar Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about ackbar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ackbar pranks.