Acids Jokes

Following is our collection of oxide humor and lattes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acids puns for adults, dirty amino jokes or clean baboons gags for kids.

There is an abundance of baseless jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on acids. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any formic witze you can hear about acids.

The Best jokes about Acids

Some acids walked into the enemy base...

Threat Neutralized.

what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?

they don't go above 7

A physics professor and his assistant...

A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

How do you make a protein?

You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

What do you call two acids with an attitude?

An a-mean-o acid, but the sour-foul-ric acids are the worst.

What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?


What do you call a phobia of acids?


What do alka seltzer and formic acid have in common?

They are both ant acids.

There was a drug taking chemist in the hallway, really finding his way around a bra

I guess he really knew his acids and bases.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Chem teacher

Chemistry teacher asked the class if they'd ever heard of Amino acids.
My stoner buddy raises his hand and says "yeah if you drop too much of those you get amino headache!"

Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.

Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.

What do you call a church for amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel.

What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?

The Cysteine Chapel

Who teach fatty acids manners?

Daddy acids

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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