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Some acids walked into the enemy base...
Threat Neutralized.
what do Anti-vax kids and Acids have in common?
they don't go above 7
A physics professor and his assistant...
A physics professor and his assistant are working on liberating negatively-charged hydroxyl ions, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, professor, what if the salicylic acids do not accept the hydroxyl ions?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"
Acids have a lot of bad opinions...
They are definitely not based!
How do you make a protein?
You link amino acids together.
How do you make an enzyme?
You wrap proteins together.
How do you make a hormone?
You give me your mother for an hour.
What do you call two acids with an attitude?
An a-mean-o acid, but the sour-foul-ric acids are the worst.
What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out?
Residudes

What do heart burn chewables and formic acid have in common?
They're both ant acids.
What do you call a phobia of acids?
Baseless
What do alka seltzer and formic acid have in common?
They are both ant acids.
There was a drug taking chemist in the hallway, really finding his way around a bra
I guess he really knew his acids and bases.
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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
What do you call a church for amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel.
What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids?
The Cysteine Chapel
Chem teacher
Chemistry teacher asked the class if they'd ever heard of Amino acids.
My s**... buddy raises his hand and says "yeah if you drop too much of those you get amino headache!"
Why did the amino acids go to prison?
They are proteins.
Edit. Pro-teens

Today I cried when my dad chopped up onions.
Because the synthase enzyme converts the sulfoxides (amino acids) of the onion into sulfenic acid. The unstable sulfenic acid rearranges itself into syn-ropanethial-S-oxide. Syn-propanethial-S-oxide got into the air and came in contact with my eyes. The lachrymal glands became irritated and produced the tears.
Who teach fatty acids manners?
Daddy acids
What do you call an acid that bullies other acids?
amino (a-*mean*-o) acids
Why do weak acids and bases go to the gym?
To get buffer
What do acids hate
Lyes