Hilarious Acidic Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
How are synagogues like lemons?
They're full of acidic juice.
Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade?
He's an acidic Jew....
What do you call a rabbi with heart burn?
Acidic Jew
What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn?
Acidic.
[My apologies]
Do Hasidic Jews like Acidic Juice?
Basic Foods
My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so she went to the doctor. The doctor said," Have you been eating many acidic foods lately?" She said," Yes I've been eating a fair amount of tangerines everyday." The doctor replied," I recommend more basic foods in your diet. Try to have at least one Pumpkin Spice Latte a day."
Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?
Because, it's acidic juice.
Why did h**... hate lemonade?
Because it is an acidic juice.
Husband's night out
An angry housewife met her husband at the front door and immediately noticed he smelled of alcohol and perfume.
"I assume," she said with her most acidic sarcasm, "That there must be a very good reason for your coming home at six o'clock in the morning with booze on your breath and another woman's perfume all over you."
"There is," he said. "I'd like breakfast."
When you neutralize an acidic solution in a titration, what do you do?
Drop the base.
The substance was mildly acidic on the pH scale
It was a solid 5/7
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What do you call a religious man with low pH?
An acidic Jew.
What do you call a person who speaks Hebrew and has a pH level of 3?
An Acidic Jew.
The Hydrogen + ion got into a fight with the Hydrogen Oxide - ion online
The H + called the OH - too basic and the OH - called the H+ to acidic.
What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?
acidic juice
What do you call a Semite with heart burn?
An acidic jew.
Women are like fine wine
More she ages, more acidic she becomes.
What do you call a Hebrew with a PH level less than 7?
An Acidic Jew
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
(I made this up, since it seems trendy to let everyone know)
I am attracted to houses.
When I came into my friends' house, she looked at me, absolutely disgusted and gave me an acidic wet wipe to clean up with.
What do you call a Jewish person with a low pH level?
An Acidic Jew!
If Net Neutrality is repealed...
Will the Internet be acidic or basic?
Why do n**...'s hate Starburst candy?
Because they are acidic chews.
What do you call a Jewish person that loves lemons?
An Acidic Jew.
What's orange, thick skinned, highly acidic and a total fruit?
An orange.
What's the difference between an orange and the Torah?
One can make acidic juice and the other can make Hasidic Jews
(Just made this up today)
What's the difference between an orange and the Torah?
One makes acidic juice and one makes Hasidic Jews.
I went to a Vietnamese soup shop and ordered their top-selling soup.
Me: Is this soup acidic?
Waitress: No, because it's pH0.
What do you call a Jewish person with a sour stomach?
Acidic Jew
Why did h**... hate wine?
Acidic Juice.
Everyone knows part of the way toothpaste works is by equalizing the acidic substances in your mouth.
I mean, it's basic science.
What do you call someone who only drinks kosher Hydrochloric Acid?
Acidic Jew
What is the most acidic soup?
Ph0
A scientists asks people on the street whats the most acidic thing they own. One man answers its his phone. The scientist replies: No, acidic does not mean dirty
The man replies: I know, my phone has a ph of one
even though coffee is more acidic, all Starbucks coffee products have a pH of 14
Extremely basic
My cousin always introduces himself as "Stephen with a P-H"
It's because he's slightly acidic
Here's one for all of you baseball and chemistry fans
Hall of Famer Al Kaline wore #6 throughout his career, which actually makes him slightly acidic.
Coffee is acidic. Until you add pumpkin and spices...
Then it becomes basic.
What do you call a Rabbi who is also a chemist?
an Acidic Jew.
\*Slaps Knee\*
