Acidic Jokes

Funniest Acidic Short Jokes

Short acidic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acidic humour may include short sour jokes also.

1. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
2. A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
3. Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery
4. Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
5. I think my dog is upset I quit doing drugs He hasn't talked to me since the last time I dropped acid.
6. My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it. I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".
7. What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions? An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
8. What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club? One drops acid while the other drops the base.
9. Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid? I think that these accusations are baseless.
10. Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.

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Acidic One Liners

Which acidic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acidic? I can suggest the ones about acid base and acids and bases.

1. I'll never forget my dog's last words "You've taken too much acid."
2. Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
3. I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.
4. What are Mexican proteins made of? Amigo-acids
5. Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes.
6. Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.
7. Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
8. I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.
9. I've heard rumors acid is dangerous. Pretty sure they are baseless though.
10. What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.
11. Coffee is acidic. Until you add pumpkin and spices... Then it becomes basic.
12. What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
13. How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice.
14. Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice.
15. I did some acid before I took my vision exam. It went great, I passed with flying colors.

Hilarious Acidic Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about acidic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bitter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acidic pranks.