Acid Jokes

• Short Acid Jokes
• Acid One Liners
• Acid Base Jokes
• Amino Acid Jokes
• Acid Reflux Jokes
• Fatty Acid Jokes
• More Acid Jokes

Funniest Acid Short Jokes

Short acid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acid humour may include short oxide jokes also.

1. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
2. A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
3. Sodium Chloride and Sulphuric Acid were in jail Turns out they were in for assault and battery
4. Why does the military stockpile hydrochloric acid? To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
5. Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
6. I think my dog is upset I quit doing drugs He hasn't talked to me since the last time I dropped acid.
7. For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
8. For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
9. What's the difference between an orange and the Torah? One can make acidic juice and the other can make Hasidic Jews
   (Just made this up today)
10. My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it. I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".

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Acid One Liners

Which acid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acid? I can suggest the ones about salt and amber.

1. I'll never forget my dog's last words "You've taken too much acid."
2. Why would the military use acid? To neutralize the enemy base.
3. I was arrested for drinking battery acid. But I wasn't charged.
4. What are Mexican proteins made of? Amigo-acids
5. Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes.
6. Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base.
7. Some acids walked into the enemy base... Threat Neutralized.
8. I was on acid and I actually tasted colors. Tasted a lot like paint.
9. I've heard rumors acid is dangerous. Pretty sure they are baseless though.
10. What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid
11. What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid.
12. Coffee is acidic. Until you add pumpkin and spices... Then it becomes basic.
13. What do you call a Rabbi who is also a chemist? an Acidic Jew.
    \*Slaps Knee\*
14. What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!
15. How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice.

Acid Base Jokes

Here is a list of funny acid base jokes and even better acid base puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a raver and a chemist at a club? One drops acid while the other drops the base.
• Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
• What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common? Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
• An acid and a base walk into a bar The police later arrested the two for a salt.
• What do you get when you combine an equally strong acid and base? Net neutrality.
• How do you neutralize Lords of Acid? With some Ace of Base.
• Did you hear about the guy who's on trial for throwing acid at people? The defense is claiming that it's a *base*less accusation.
• Acids have a lot of bad opinions... They are definitely not based!
• What did the DJ do when he spilled acid on the floor? He dropped the base.
• There was a drug taking chemist in the hallway, really finding his way around a bra I guess he really knew his acids and bases.

Amino Acid Jokes

Here is a list of funny amino acid jokes and even better amino acid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you make a protein? You link amino acids together.
  How do you make an enzyme?
  You wrap proteins together.
  How do you make a hormone?
  You give me your mother for an hour.
• What do you call an acid with an attitude? Amino acid
• What did the cytosine say to the tyrosine that was bullying him? You're amino acid!
• What do you call a couple of amino acids hanging out? Residudes
• What did the amino acid say when he was asked the time? It's threonine.
• What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine....
• What do you call a church for amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel.
• What part of the Vatican is made entirely out of amino acids? The Cysteine Chapel
• Where did the amino acid go to church? The cysteine chapel.
• Why did the amino acids go to prison? They are proteins.
  Edit. Pro-teens

Acid Reflux Jokes

Here is a list of funny acid reflux jokes and even better acid reflux puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the man with bad acid reflux say? Oh ma GERD
• TIL military personnel are less likely to get acid reflux Probably because they all have to go through basic training.
• What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux? Phan-Tums
• How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD
• What do you get with acid reflux? A sick burn.
• What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the "base".
• What happens when you take too much l**...? Acid reflux
• I made fun of my mate when his acid reflux caused him to v**...... It was a sick burn.

Fatty Acid Jokes

Here is a list of funny fatty acid jokes and even better fatty acid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What sound does a fatty acid make when it sneezes? "A-COOH!"
• Who teach fatty acids manners? Daddy acids
• What do you call someone who dates a skinny bitter person? Fatty Acid
• What did the skinny fish call the fat fish? Hey fatty... acid.
• What's the difference between l**... sold by an overweight transgender person and a food that raises bad cholesterol? Nothing. They're both **trans fatty acid**.

Playful Acid Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about acid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chemistry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acid pranks.