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So far you could say Bismuth is booming.
Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
The police charged one and let the other one off.
Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
A couple days ago a couple kids in high school were busted behind their school. One was eating firecrackers and the other was drinking battery acid.
They were taken to court by the police. The judge thought long and hard what their punishment should be, but just ended up charging the one, and he let the other one off.
Until the acid wears off and I realize I am just dragging a mannequin through the parking garage.
Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution.
Amigo Acid
A trip without the kids.
The other day, a police officer was walking through the park. He saw two kids. One of the kids was eating fireworks. The other was drinking battery acid. The officer immediately arrested both kids and brought them to the station. When they got there, the officer's superior told him to let one of the kids off and charge the other one.
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
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Because there's so much base.
Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.
Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch!
Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!
Threat Neutralized.
Amino acid!
One drops acid while the other drops the base.
Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
One's drinking battery acid while the other is eating fireworks
So the policeman charged one and let one off
...in some people's eyes.
Thankfully, police managed to neutralise him.
Because it didn't concentrate.
A-mean-o acid.
Tasted a lot like paint.
A teacher writes on the whiteboard: HNO3 and asks a student:
\- What substance is that?
\- Hmmm... wait a moment... It's on the tip of my tongue!
\- Spit it out at once!!! That's nitric acid!
Because they're always dropping acid.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
They're both baseless and corrosive.
Would the acid neutralize the bass?
To neutralize the enemy base.
Turns out they were in for assault and battery
The police later arrested the two for a salt.
Throwing acid usually does the trick.
Net neutrality.
- Mary, what is H2SO4?
- Oh god, this is so easy, why can't I remember, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Quickly, Johnny says:
- Then spit it out, that's sulfuric acid!
Nothing. They're both **trans fatty acid**.
"You've taken too much acid."
I think that these accusations are baseless.
Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.
He hasn't talked to me since the last time I dropped acid.
Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
but you can still get stoned!
You can even drop acid...
As long as it's on a adulterer's face.
To neutralize their enemy's strongest bases.
I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".
The doctor had a quick look, and said, "Sure, but you may have to have some facial reconstruction and wear a mask.... How does that sound to you?"
"Not good!" My wife replied, "The acid only hit me on my leg."
With some Ace of Base.
He was later charged.
Does it not stand for National Dyslexic Association?
They charged one, and let the other off.
Probably because they all have to go through basic training.
That's what happens when you mix acid and basic
A cock-er-two'll-do!
Just heard this for the first time. And while on acid I laughed for two hours at this joke so I had to post it here
I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.
Phan-Tums
A business trip
I think it's because the bass neutralizes the acid
They're both ant acids.
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
With a pained expression the chemist asks the pharmacist for some acetylsalicylic acid.
The pharmacist looks confused as he asks, "You mean aspirin?"
The chemist, still in pain replies with exasperation, "Yes! I can never remember that word." (Credit to Mr. Wilgus, my high school chemistry teacher 43 years ago.)
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