Achoo Jokes

29 achoo jokes and hilarious achoo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about achoo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Achoo Short Jokes

Short achoo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achoo humour may include short ache jokes also.

  1. My wife asked me why I always have to sneeze so loudly. I told her, it's not that I HAVE to….
    Achoos to
  2. What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear? \- Peak Aboo.
    And which one gives them a flu?
    \- Peak Achoo.
  3. Gesundheit What are you called when you reach the highest power level sneeze ever?
    You're a Peak-Achoo.

    I'll see myself out...
  4. An electric pokemon just sneezed its biggest sneeze ever Some would call that its 'Peak Achoo'
  5. They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome I call it photosynthesneeze
  6. Cute pickup line below I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can't stop staring achoo
  7. What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party? My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.
  8. A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
  9. When my friend sneezed he said "Achtung" instead of "Achoo" Because he has the German Sneezels
  10. My doctor says I'm allergic to f**... I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!

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Achoo One Liners

Which achoo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achoo? I can suggest the ones about shoo and cheep.

  1. What do you call a train that sneezes? Achoo choo train.
  2. Where do Incans go to sneeze? Achoo Picchu
  3. What does a sick train say? Achoo Achoo!
  4. What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar.
  5. I recently found out I'm allergic to alliteration *Achoo*
  6. My wife and I are deeply in love and have bad allergies... It's achoo love.
  7. What do you call a boxer with allergies? Muhammad Achoo
  8. What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!
  9. How does the nose chase away the flu? By screaming achoo, achoo, achoo
  10. How do sick people get to the hospital? They ride Achoo-Choo train
  11. Where do boogers go when you sneeze? Achoo!
  12. What does a Pokemon sneeze sound like? Pik-achoo!
  13. Un deux t**... quatre cinq six sept ACHOO! Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.
  14. ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to b**....
  15. Me: A-CHOO!! h**...: Where?

Achoo joke, Me: A-CHOO!!

Comical Achoo Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about achoo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peekaboo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achoo pranks.

Achoo joke, How does the nose chase away the flu?