The Best 15 Achoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Achoo jokes. There are some achoo ahem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these achoo pikajew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Achoo Jokes and Puns

Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ACHOO!

Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.

What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear?

\- Peak Aboo.

And which one gives them a flu?

\- Peak Achoo.

Where do Incans go to sneeze?

Achoo Picchu

Achoo joke, Where do Incans go to sneeze?

What does a sick train say?

Achoo Achoo!

They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome

I call it photosynthesneeze

I recently found out I'm allergic to alliteration


What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Achoo joke, What do you call a boxer with allergies?

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

Cute pickup line below

I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can't stop staring achoo

What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party?

My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.

A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...

...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.

You can explore achoo squirtle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean achoo pepper dad jokes. There are also achoo puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

How does the nose chase away the flu?

By screaming achoo, achoo, achoo

Where do boogers go when you sneeze?


Me: A-CHOO!!

Hitler: Where?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the achoo brock jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working achoo cough piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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