Achoo Jokes

Following is our collection of squirtle humor and ahem one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Achoo puns for adults, dirty pepper jokes or clean pikajew gags for kids.

There is an abundance of brock jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes on achoo. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any cough witze you can hear about achoo.

The Best jokes about Achoo

Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept ACHOO!

Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.

What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear?

\- Peak Aboo.

And which one gives them a flu?

\- Peak Achoo.

What does a sick train say?

Achoo Achoo!

They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome

I call it photosynthesneeze

I recently found out I'm allergic to alliteration


What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party?

My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.

Cute pickup line below

I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can't stop staring achoo


Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...

...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.

Where do boogers go when you sneeze?


Me: A-CHOO!!

Hitler: Where?

How does the nose chase away the flu?

By screaming achoo, achoo, achoo

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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