Achoo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Achoo jokes. Read achoo ahem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these achoo pikajew puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Achoo Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Un deux t**... quatre cinq six sept ACHOO!

Sorry, I have a wheat allergy.

What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear?

\- Peak Aboo.

And which one gives them a flu?

\- Peak Achoo.

Where do Incans go to sneeze?

Achoo Picchu

What does a sick train say?

Achoo Achoo!

I recently found out I'm allergic to alliteration


They call it Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helioopthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome

I call it photosynthesneeze

My wife and I are deeply in love and have bad allergies...

It's achoo love.

Achoo joke, My wife and I are deeply in love and have bad allergies...

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

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I think I just gave you coronavirus because I can't stop staring achoo

What did the Frenchman with bad allergies say when he had to leave the dinner party?

My sincerest apologies but I bid you all ACHOO.

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A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...

...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.


Sorry, I'm allergic to b**....

How does the nose chase away the flu?

By screaming achoo, achoo, achoo

Where do boogers go when you sneeze?


Me: A-CHOO!!

h**...: Where?

Achoo joke, Me: A-CHOO!!

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