Achilles Jokes

Following is our collection of patella humor and knee one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Achilles puns for adults, dirty tre jokes or clean theseus gags for kids.

There is an abundance of bophades jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 23 funniest jokes on achilles. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any odysseus witze you can hear about achilles.

The Best jokes about Achilles

Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.

One day Achilles and Testiclles are talking

Testiclles said "Why is your name Achilles?" and Achilles said "When my mother dipped me in the river, she held me by my heel. My tendon is my only weak spot" and then he said "And why is your name Testiclles?"

Why did Achilles go shoe shopping?

Because heels are his only weakness

At his death bed, Achilles realized that they where going to loose the war and uttered his last words.

Defeet hurts.


My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow.

thanks, Mike!

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?

Aww heel no!






Kill me right now.

Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Achilles: *sweats nervously*

I knew that Achilles would die eventually

After all, time wounds all heels.

An Ancient Greek Hero

Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?


Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the Trojan War?

Because he couldn't heel.

I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology....

It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.

Agamemnon was talking to Achilles

Agamemnon: what's the deal? These are the fourth pair of shoes you bought this week alone!

Achilles: I just cannot help it.... heels are my only weakness!

Why hasn't Achilles returned to France?

He hates Paris.

I almost had a 4.0 at University.

It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness…

Then he had to admit defeat.

Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs

Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.


Dez Bryant tore his Achilles today

Heard people were sending him thoughts and prayers, but he dropped those too

My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it.

You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.

What do you call a Mexican's Achilles tendon?

A Chilaquiles

Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today...

Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!

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