The Best 32 Achilles Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Achilles Jokes and Puns

Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but no one remembers his twin brother Bophadese.

Their mother Thetis, dunked them both into the River Styx to make them immortal. She held Achilles by the heel and Bophades by the testicles, and while everyone has heard of Achilles Heel, very few are familiar with Bophades Nuts.

Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness

It's my Achilles horse

I asked my dad, Why did you give me the name Achilles?

He said, Because you broke through the Trojan wall.

Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

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Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.


One day Achilles and Testiclles are talking

Testiclles said "Why is your name Achilles?" and Achilles said "When my mother dipped me in the river, she held me by my heel. My tendon is my only weak spot" and then he said "And why is your name Testiclles?"

I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course

I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse

Achilles joke, I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course

Why did Achilles go shoe shopping?

Because heels are his only weakness

At his death bed, Achilles realized that they where going to loose the war and uttered his last words.

Defeet hurts.

I asked my dad why he named me Achilles.

He said, Because you broke through the Trojan wall.

TIL About the ancient Greek hero Boephades

Like Achilles, he was invulnerable except for one part of his body. Except instead of his ankle, it was his groin.

You've heard of Achilles heel, but did you know about

Boephades nuts?

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I'm terrible at Greek mythology

It's my Achilles horse

My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow.

thanks, Mike!

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?

Aww heel no!

Kill me right now.

Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Achilles: *sweats nervously*

Achilles joke, Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

I knew that Achilles would die eventually

After all, time wounds all heels.

An Ancient Greek Hero

Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?

Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the Trojan War?

Because he couldn't heel.


I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology....

It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.

Agamemnon was talking to Achilles

Agamemnon: what's the deal? These are the fourth pair of shoes you bought this week alone!

Achilles: I just cannot help it.... heels are my only weakness!

Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs

Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.

I almost had a 4.0 at University.

It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

Why hasn't Achilles returned to France?

He hates Paris.

Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness…

Then he had to admit defeat.

What do you call a sex scene involving Odysseus and Achilles?

Homer-erotic

Achilles joke, What do you call a sex scene involving Odysseus and Achilles?

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Dez Bryant tore his Achilles today

Heard people were sending him thoughts and prayers, but he dropped those too

Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today...

Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!


My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it.

You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.

What do you call a Mexican's Achilles tendon?

A Chilaquiles

Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot.

Time wounds all heels

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