Achilles Jokes

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Funniest Achilles Short Jokes

Short achilles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achilles humour may include short ancient jokes also.

  1. I passed all my courses except for greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
  2. I got caught faking my way through an ancient history course I failed because Greek mythology is my Achilles horse
  3. At his death bed, Achilles realized that they where going to loose the war and uttered his last words. Defeet hurts.
  4. My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!
  5. My Greek mythology class is killing my GPA. I guess you could say it's my Achilles' elbow.
  6. Despite my excellence in all other school subjects, I always got bad grades in Greek history. It was my Achille's elbow
  7. I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology.... It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.
  8. Agamemnon was talking to Achilles Agamemnon: what's the deal? These are the fourth pair of shoes you bought this week alone!
    Achilles: I just cannot help it.... heels are my only weakness!
  9. Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.
  10. I almost had a 4.0 at University. It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

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Achilles One Liners

Which achilles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achilles? I can suggest the ones about knee and groin.

  1. I failed my Greek Mythology exam. It has always been my Achilles' elbow
  2. My lack of Greek mythology knowledge has always been my Achilles elbow
  3. Not knowing Greek mythology is my biggest weakness It's my Achilles horse
  4. Why did Achilles go shoe shopping? Because heels are his only weakness
  5. I'm terrible at Greek mythology It's my Achilles horse
  6. Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel.
  7. My poor knowledge of Greek mythology... ...has always been my Achilles' elbow.
  8. What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow? Aww heel no!
    Kill me right now.
  9. Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness? Achilles: *sweats nervously*
  10. I knew that Achilles would die eventually After all, time wounds all heels.
  11. I'm bad at Greek mythology. It's my Achilles' elbow.
  12. I've never been good when it comes to Greek mythology. It truly is my Achille's elbow.
  13. Why hasn't Achilles returned to France? He hates Paris.
  14. Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body? Because it was already attendin'.
  15. What do you call a Mexican's Achilles tendon? A Chilaquiles

Achilles Heel Jokes

Here is a list of funny achilles heel jokes and even better achilles heel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today... Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!
  • Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot. Time wounds all heels
  • Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the t**... War? Because he couldn't heel.
Achilles joke, Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the t**... War?

Witty Achilles Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about achilles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hero jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achilles pranks.

Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but no one remembers his twin brother Bophadese.

Their mother Thetis, dunked them both into the River Styx to make them immortal. She held Achilles by the heel and Bophades by the t**..., and while everyone has heard of Achilles Heel, very few are familiar with Bophades Nuts.

I asked my dad, Why did you give me the name Achilles?

He said, Because you broke through the t**... wall.

Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.

One day Achilles and Testiclles are talking

Testiclles said "Why is your name Achilles?" and Achilles said "When my mother dipped me in the river, she held me by my heel. My tendon is my only weak spot" and then he said "And why is your name Testiclles?"

I asked my dad why he named me Achilles.

He said, Because you broke through the t**... wall.

TIL About the ancient Greek hero Boephades

Like Achilles, he was invulnerable except for one part of his body. Except instead of his ankle, it was his groin.
You've heard of Achilles heel, but did you know about
Boephades nuts?

An Ancient Greek Hero

Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?

Achilles joke, I almost had a 4.0 at University.

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