achilles Jokes

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I failed my final exam on Greek mythology.

It's always been my Achilles elbow

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My lack of knowledge of greek mythology is my one weakness.

It's my Achilles elbow.

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Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

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People say I'm not good with Greek Mythology...

I guess that it's my Achilles wrist.

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Greek mythology is my Achilles ankle.

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Why did Achilles go shoe shopping?

Because heels are his only weakness

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My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow.

thanks, Mike!

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Pub Quiz

I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist.

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Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

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Have you ever heard of the Greek hero, Bophades?

See, Bophades had a story very similar to that of Achilles. Like Achilles, he was bathed in the River Styx as a child. The Styx, like Achilles gave Bophades near invulnerability. However, unlike Achilles, who was vulnerable in the heel, Bophades was vulnerable in the groin. You know how you've heard of "Achilles' heel"? Well now you've got to see "Bophades' nuts".

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The Roman Achilles.

As you know, there is a lot of crossover between Roman and Greek paganism and mythology. Jupiter in Rome was Zeus in Greece, for example. However, what you might not know is that the Heroes of Greece were also adopted into Roman culture. Odysseus was called Ulysses, Aeneas is a charecter in both the Illiad, a greek poem, and the Aeneid, a roman "sequel" so to speak.

Quite little known however, is the Roman equivalent of Achillies, Bophadee. The stories are similar. His mother dipped him in the river of the underworld to ensure his immortality, save for the one spot from which she held him. He became a great warrior, fighting in some of the most crucial battles, rising through the ranks of command.

And just like Achilles, Bophadee had a weakness. A weakness that, ultimately, led to his death. What was this weakness, that like Achillies' heel, slew the mighty warrior?

Bophadee's Nuts.

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What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow?

Aww heel no!






Kill me right now.

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Interviewer: What would you say is your greatest weakness?

Achilles: *sweats nervously*

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An Ancient Greek Hero

Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?

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Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles- he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"?

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Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the Trojan War?

Because he couldn't heel.

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Having a sit down with my advisor

I'm due to graduate from college with Classics and Architecture majors soon, so I had a meeting with my professor.

We sat down and started to look at my grades. All A's and B's down the list until we hit the class I'd taken 3 times.

"What happened with Greek Myths? Was it the professor?"

"I don't know, I guess it was just my Achilles elbow."

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I've always wanted to improve my knowledge of Greek Mythology....

It's been my achilles elbow for quite some time.

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Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness…

Then he had to admit defeat.

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Why hasn't Achilles returned to France?

He hates Paris.

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I almost had a 4.0 at University.

It turns out that Greek mythology was my Achilles elbow.

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Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

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Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot.

Time wounds all heels

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What do you call a Mexican's Achilles tendon?

A Chilaquiles

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My knowledge of Greek mythology is pretty average to hold an intellectual conversation about it.

You can say that it's my Achilles elbow.

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Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today...

Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!

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Dez Bryant tore his Achilles today

Heard people were sending him thoughts and prayers, but he dropped those too

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How do you make Achilles calm?

You tell him chill Achilles .

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I'm not very good at Greek mythology..

It's my Achilles heel.

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What do you call a sex scene involving Odysseus and Achilles?

Homer-erotic

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