Achilles Heel Jokes

19 achilles heel jokes and hilarious achilles heel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about achilles heel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Achilles Heel Short Jokes

Short achilles heel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achilles heel humour may include short big toe jokes also.

  1. Agamemnon was talking to Achilles Agamemnon: what's the deal? These are the fourth pair of shoes you bought this week alone!
    Achilles: I just cannot help it.... heels are my only weakness!
  2. Football Player Jason Verret was ruled out of the 2018 NFL season today... Turns out his Achilles heel, was his Achilles heel!
  3. Ultimately, even the mighty invincible Achilles was killed with a bowshot to his foot. Time wounds all heels

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Achilles Heel One Liners

Which achilles heel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achilles heel? I can suggest the ones about ankles and hurt foot.

  1. Why did Achilles go shoe shopping? Because heels are his only weakness
  2. Why doesn't Achilles have any scars? His wounds always heel.
  3. What did Achilles say when he got hit by an arrow? Aww heel no!
    Kill me right now.
  4. I knew that Achilles would die eventually After all, time wounds all heels.
  5. Why couldn't Achilles become a doctor after the t**... War? Because he couldn't heel.

Achilles Heel Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about achilles heel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broken ankle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achilles heel pranks.

Everyone knows the story of Achilles, but no one remembers his twin brother Bophadese.

Their mother Thetis, dunked them both into the River Styx to make them immortal. She held Achilles by the heel and Bophades by the t**..., and while everyone has heard of Achilles Heel, very few are familiar with Bophades Nuts.

Have you heard of the Ancient Greek hero, Bophades?

He was a lot like Achilles, he had only one weakness, but instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have heard of Achilles' heel but have you heard of Bophades' nuts?

Have you ever heard of the Greek hero Bophades?

He was one of the heroes who fought in the t**... War. His story is similar to the story of Achilles. When he was a child, his mother held him by the groin and dipped him in the river Styx, as to make him invincible in battle. However, just like Achilles, he had a weak spot. Because his mother held him by the groin, this was where he became vulnerable. In the case of Achilles, this was his heel. So you may have heard of Achilles' heel, or the Achilles' tendon, but I bet you have never heard of Bophades nuts.

One day Achilles and Testiclles are talking

Testiclles said "Why is your name Achilles?" and Achilles said "When my mother dipped me in the river, she held me by my heel. My tendon is my only weak spot" and then he said "And why is your name Testiclles?"

TIL About the ancient Greek hero Boephades

Like Achilles, he was invulnerable except for one part of his body. Except instead of his ankle, it was his groin.
You've heard of Achilles heel, but did you know about
Boephades nuts?

An Ancient Greek Hero

Have you guys heard of the ancient Greek hero, Bophades? He was a lot like Achilles - he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel, it was his groin. You may have have heard of Achilles' heel , but have you heard of Bophades' Nuts ?