Achievements Jokes

Following is our collection of feat humor and macron one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Achievements puns for adults, dirty mutual jokes or clean memorabilia gags for kids.

There is an abundance of cultural jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on achievements. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any proudest witze you can hear about achievements.

The Best jokes about Achievements

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.

When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.

While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1 and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".

Why is six afraid of seven?

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight friends.

When prom came, seven was alone and bitter. Of all his achievements, not one helped him land a date. Then six came in with his +1. Filled to the brim with jealousy, seven spread rumors that 6 and 9 were performing unspeakable acts. Six was alone again.

While walking to class, six saw seven with six's former +1and averted his eyes. As they passed by eachother, seven whispered into six's ear "now, we're even".

There was an Englishman, a Frenchmen and a Japanese man sitting at a bar.

They were all in good spirits, complimenting each others countries and their achievements. But they also pointed out the strange customs too.

It was the Englishman and the Frenchman who spoke first about Japan. They said, "Japan is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat seaweed!"

Then it was the Englishman and the Japanese man who spoke about France. They said, "France is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat frogs legs!"

Finally, the Japanese man and the Frenchman spoke about England. They said, "England is such a fine country which has provided the world with so many useful things. But you still eat English food!"

I asked my girlfriend - what do you like the most about me ? Is it my handsome look ? Is it my amazing intellect ? Is it my astonishing achievements ?

She said "Its your sense of humor"

Two kids talking about their dads achievements

Kid1: have you heard of panama canal?


Kid2: yes.


Kid1: you know my dad dug it.


Kid2: ok, thats it. Have you heard about the dead sea?


Kid1: yes


Kid2: My dad killed it.


A Russian, an American, and a blonde are talking...

about space achievements each of their kind has accomplished.

Russian: We were the first in space

American: We were the first on the moon

Blonde: We will be the first on the sun. How, you ask? We go at night.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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