Achievement Jokes

• Short Achievement Jokes
• Achievement One Liners
• Lifetime Achievement Award Jokes
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Funniest Achievement Short Jokes

Short achievement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achievement humour may include short goals jokes also.

1. I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
2. My wife accused me of achieving nothing... So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
   "What's that?" she said
   "It's a big building with kids in it"
3. Why is it easy to come up with nicknames for a tree? Because they stick.
   I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.
4. When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I've finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.
5. The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
6. Hear the one about the Buddhist monk who *almost* achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.
7. My friend had an affair with a patient. Worked so hard to achieve his degree and one mistake means he lost everything. A great loss to the veterinary profession.
8. Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a lifetime achievement award? He was outstanding in his field...
9. They say German durability and build quality is unmatched, especially for appliances such as ovens. How did they achieve such quality? They tested their ovens 6 million times.
10. Thanos would have made a great President. He would have achieved social distancing in a snap.

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Achievement One Liners

Which achievement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achievement? I can suggest the ones about accomplishment and award.

1. Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough.
2. I achieved my New Year's revolution from last year. I made it all the way around the sun.
3. I achieved my personal best in the 100 metres yesterday... 74 metres.
4. Your momma's so fat She achieved herd immunity by herself
5. What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars.
6. There are two steps to achieve success in life. 1. Never say everything you know.
7. There are only two rules in achieving success. 1. Never tell everything.
8. My scarecrow just won a Lifetime Achievement Award... He was out-standing in his field.
9. To the guy who invented jackhammers, that was a pretty ground breaking achievement
10. All lives begin... ...with a crowning achievement.
11. Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed.
12. What did the steak say to his child after he Achieved something? Well Done,My Child.
13. Why did the Toucan achieve his goal? Because Toucan, not Toucannot.
14. Giving birth... Is a crowning achievement.
15. If a vegan becomes a vegetable, have they achieved their ultimate goal?

Lifetime Achievement Award Jokes

Here is a list of funny lifetime achievement award jokes and even better lifetime achievement award puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award? Because he was always out standing in his field.
• There should be an award show called "The Rapeys." Cosby would be up for Lifetime Achievement.

Witty Achievement Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about achievement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean outcome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achievement pranks.