Achievement Jokes

Following is our collection of scientific humor and gravitational one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Achievement puns for adults, dirty spacetime jokes or clean accomplish gags for kids.

There is an abundance of mir jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 17 funniest jokes on achievement. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any infinite witze you can hear about achievement.

The Best jokes about Achievement

Why is it easy to come up with nicknames for a tree?

Because they stick.

I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.

Mother of Six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife Mother of Six in spite of her objections.

One night they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home, and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, Shall we go home Mother of Six?

His wife, irritated by her husbands lack of discretion shouts back… Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!


Two old men meet at a bar one night and start talking about their wives. The first of man says, "I just got married for the third time maybe this one will work out. How about you how many times have you been married?"
The second man replies "I've only been married once. In fact this year makes fifty years and we are as happy as ever."
"Wow," says the first man, "that's quite an achievement. What's your secret?"
The second man thinks for a minute then says "Well I would have to say it's all the travel. We've been all over the world. In fact just last week I took her to London and in three or four years I'll go pick her up."

So a young man comes to his first ever Karate lesson

He steps through the doors of the dojo and sees three groups being taught moves by an instructor

He is directed to the first line where one of the Sensei's is teaching them how to block a hit

The man quickly learns the move and advances to the second group, proud of his achievement

The second line is taught one by one to perform a simple throw, but the man struggles as he has always lacked upper body strength

After many tries he finally succeeds but he decides karate is just not for him.

The young man turns around and walks towards the door, however on his way out the Sensei calls out his name and says:

"Hey, didn't you forget the punch line?"

Little Suzy was upset and crying...

"What's wrong?" Asked her mother
"We learnt about the moon landing today." Said Suzy
"What's upsetting about that, I was a great American achievement." The mother explained
"Yeah but our teacher said that because of the sun the flag would turn white" Suzy sobbed out
"Yes that's because of the UV rays, why does that matter?" Said the mother trying to comfort her
Suzy explained her reasoning "Because if something happens to our records, people in the future will think that it wasn't us that went but the French."

All lives begin...

...with a crowning achievement.

Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.

he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.

So a dentist just finished his first root canal...

I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.

Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head?

The mother called it a crowning achievement.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Saw a little girl walk into my store today wearing a shirt that said FINISHER 2019...

I said sweetie, that's a basic achievement, FINISHER 2020 is the real achievement.

5 WoW related jokes

Yo mama so fat chain lightning hit her twice.
Yo mama so fat, when she logged in for first time she got the World Explorer achievement.
Yo mama so fat, she caused the Cataclysm by running to a buffet sale.
Yo mama so fat, she's immune to Death Knight's Death Grip.
Yo mama's so fat, it takes a 10 man raid of warlocks to summon her.

"What's your proudest achievement?" asked the job interviewer.

I said, "Getting here on time."

Why is an achievement in Mathematics greater than an achievement in any of the other sciences?

Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.

Giving birth...

Is a crowning achievement.

A constipated woman once went 45 days without pooping

It was a crowning achievement

Hitler's biggest achievement: the Autoban

When he logged himself out of the game

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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