Achieve Jokes

Funniest Achieve Short Jokes

Short achieve jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achieve humour may include short accomplishment jokes also.

1. I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
2. My wife accused me of achieving nothing... So I told her "well I won the Leslie Neilsen award at school."
   "What's that?" she said
   "It's a big building with kids in it"
3. Why is it easy to come up with nicknames for a tree? Because they stick.
   I came up with this one, I hope it's good cause it's my only achievement in life.
4. When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I've finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.
5. The average person has s**... 90 times a year. Man this going to be an epic new years eve!
6. Hear the one about the Buddhist monk who *almost* achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.
7. They say German durability and build quality is unmatched, especially for appliances such as ovens. How did they achieve such quality? They tested their ovens 6 million times.
8. Thanos would have made a great President. He would have achieved social distancing in a snap.
9. When it comes to women, I'm usually denser than a collapsed star. Sometimes I even achieve singularity.
10. Donald Trump is the only person in the world who achieved this and made a history. He won an argument against a woman

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Achieve One Liners

Which achieve one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achieve? I can suggest the ones about succeed and reach.

1. Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough.
2. I achieved my New Year's revolution from last year. I made it all the way around the sun.
3. What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams? Shoot for the Tsars.
4. To the guy who invented jackhammers, that was a pretty ground breaking achievement
5. All lives begin... ...with a crowning achievement.
6. What did the steak say to his child after he Achieved something? Well Done,My Child.
7. Why did the Toucan achieve his goal? Because Toucan, not Toucannot.
8. Giving birth... Is a crowning achievement.
9. If a vegan becomes a vegetable, have they achieved their ultimate goal?
10. What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
11. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? 
    A: An IN-body experience!
12. Our platform makes these achievable feats
13. How did the potato achieve Nirvana? By becoming a meditater.
14. Why was the man bad at golf? He was an over-achiever.
15. From a jumping position a person can achieve 0-60mph in 2.27 seconds. Once.

Achieve Goal Jokes

Here is a list of funny achieve goal jokes and even better achieve goal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My parents told me to work until my bank balance looked like a phone number I'm happy to say that I've achieved my goal, and am retiring with $911.
• Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable.
• I'm gonna catch a little fox and put him in a box And then at least one of my childhood goals will be achieved
• My goal is to become the oldest person on Earth I know it sounds like a long shot, but I'm making progress every day.
  Just now I achieved a new personal best!
• A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed
• The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal

Silly Achieve Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about achieve you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean overcome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achieve pranks.