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Because for an achievement in math, you receive Abel whereas for science, you receive Nobel.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
A woman asks her husband to start taking those pills that will help him achieve an erection. He agrees. The next day, she asks if he got the pills. "Picked 'em up today. Here you go honey," and tosses her a bottle of diet pills
Obviously He's never been a cotton plantation slave owner.
So I was sat on my porch one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done. This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said "Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don't understand what you are trying to achieve?"
To which one of the blondes replied "Well there's usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today".
He answers: ''Well son, it is something that two people that really like each other do to each others genitals with their mouths so that they achieve orgasm.''
The child: ''Okay... then what's ''written''?''
He had E-reptile dysfunction.
He burned yews.
"you go on ahead."
I'd like to thank Twitternation, Steve Wozniak, Adam Schefter, @MattGroening and anyone else who helped me achieve this great feat!
I made it all the way around the sun.
Shoot for the Tsars.
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He was too super fish oil.
It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
He wanted to achieve erection reform.
Clearly it wasn't set high enough.
Because they always succeed
Because Toucan, not Toucannot.
Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness.
Neither can achieve an election
But if I could put my heads together, I'd never leave my room
Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable.
Is to achieve my goals of 2015
Which I had should have done in 2014
And promised in 2013
And planned in 2012
And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
So I looked up "How to achieve the Final Solution"
The Marathon Bomber was able to end an entire race.
My 4K monitor turned up this morning, I'm so happy!!
Sometimes I even achieve singularity.
Today, Amy Winehouse is six years clean.
Anyone know where to buy live chickens for cheap?
Japan: Ah. So did I ever tell you what happened the last time we had a Fat Man in Japan?
I can't believe how far I've come.
Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.
Skynet neutrality
A terrorist might actually achieve something in his life.
They tested their ovens 6 million times.
I would say the most inspirational was an obese man I saw cliff jump into the sea.
He had a massive impact.
Once.
By becoming a meditater.
They could finally achieve a planet of the vapes movie
I found a mysterious lamp and sure enough there was a genie inside.
I wished that I won't die a virgin.
74 metres.
It's a play on words.
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