Achieve Goal Jokes

16 achieve goal jokes and hilarious achieve goal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about achieve goal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Achieve Goal Short Jokes

Short achieve goal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The achieve goal humour may include short achieve jokes also.

  1. I'm pleased to announce Reddit has achieved its goal in becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world! The front page is now made up of over 90% recycled content
  2. When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I've finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.
  3. I have achieved my life's goal of writing an entire theatrical performance made up entirely of puns. It's a play on words.
  4. My parents told me to work until my bank balance looked like a phone number I'm happy to say that I've achieved my goal, and am retiring with $911.
  5. Last year I was quite miserable and depressed, so I made it my new year's resolution to turn that around. Thanks 2016, you helped me achieve my goal and made me depressed and miserable.
  6. My New Year Resolution of 2016 Is to achieve my goals of 2015
    Which I had should have done in 2014
    And promised in 2013
    And planned in 2012
    And to remember to write 2017 instead of 2016
  7. I'm gonna catch a little fox and put him in a box And then at least one of my childhood goals will be achieved
  8. My goal is to become the oldest person on Earth I know it sounds like a long shot, but I'm making progress every day.
    Just now I achieved a new personal best!
  9. The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal
  10. The comparisons between Trump and h**... are a bit unfair... ...h**... actually achieved his goals.

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Achieve Goal One Liners

Which achieve goal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with achieve goal? I can suggest the ones about score goal and goal.

  1. Why did the Toucan achieve his goal? Because Toucan, not Toucannot.
  2. If a vegan becomes a vegetable, have they achieved their ultimate goal?
  3. A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed

Hilarious Achieve Goal Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about achieve goal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accomplishment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make achieve goal pranks.

The Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Enginner

A Mechanical Engineer, Project Manager and the Software Engineer were driving down a mountain when suddenly the car slides off the road and rolls down the Mountain. Amazingly none of the occupants had been hurt.
The Mechanical Engineer steps out and says hand me my Swiss army knife I will have this repaired in no time and we can be on our way.
The Project Manager says Wait Up, We need to set achievable goals, set a timeline and ensure we are all working with maximum efficiency to solve this problem.
The Software Engineer Just says "Wow! that is strange, lets push it back up and see if it happens again"