Aches And Pains Jokes

Following is our collection of childbirth humor and toothache one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aches And Pains puns for adults, dirty arthritis jokes or clean hurts gags for kids.

There is an abundance of pains jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on aches and pains. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sore witze you can hear about aches and pains.

The Best jokes about Aches And Pains

Most of the time

Most of the time, when you cry, no one notices your tears.

Most of the time, when you hurt, no one notices your pain.

Most of the time, you hold it in, and no one feels the ache.

Most of the time.

Until you fart loudly in public.

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree.

One turns to the other and says, "John, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age, how do you feel?"

John replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby."

"Really! Like a newborn baby, you say?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, I wear a diaper, and I even drool on myself."

Fighting Against Real Truths

I thought I knew what you really were
I thought you could ease my pain
Put an end to all this aching
And make me laugh again

I've known your kind before
I thought you weren't the same
Just trying to get in my pants
And fill my head with shame

I've held onto you for too long
So now I'll let you free
Nobody to witness
It's only you and me

Sure doesn't come out easy
But it's coming from the heart
Luckily no one can see
That it wasn't just a fart

An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for relief.


After a search, I found what I was looking for: a selection of heating pads specifically for people with back painโ€”all on the bottom shelf.

Two old guys were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down.


One says, โ€œYou know, Iโ€™m 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. Youโ€™re about my age. How do you feel?โ€
The other guy says, โ€œOh, I feel like a newborn baby.โ€
โ€œReally,โ€ says the first guy.
โ€œYep,โ€ says the second one. โ€œNo teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants.โ€


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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