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Little Susie, a six year old , complained:"Mother, I've got a stomach ache."
"That's because our stomach is empty", the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it."
That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day.
Susie perked up: " That's because it's empty", she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
I falafel.
Castro-intestinal distress.
Rubbit.
Ho Chow calls in to work and say,
"Hey boss, I no come work today, I very sick. Got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work today"
The boss says, "You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I get sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask for sex. That make everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later ho Chow calls again and says,
"I try what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon. You have really nice house by the way!"
"Take this, for fox ache!"
Stomach ache
The Auschits
My SO asked what's wrong,
I said "I have a clog in my intestines"
she responds with "you need to stop eating shoes"
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before.
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Mein Cramps
Atomic ache
It was a missed ache
when I got an ache, the levels of which were the highest imaginable. Max Payne.
"I falafel!"
Ho Chow calls in work and say, "Hey, I no come work today. I really sick, got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come to work."
The boss says, "You know what Ho, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."
1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"
Turns out it's just a mist ache.
Lee calls in work and say "I no come work today. I really sick, got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come to work today."
His boss says "I really need you today, Lee. You know, whenever I am not feeling OK like you, I go ask my wife for sex. I always feel better after."
A couple of hours later, Lee calls in. "I do what you say. I feel great now. I be at work soon. You have nice house"
He said "The only pills that could have stopped this head ache should have been taken 16 years ago"
I got a reply Sorry honey, I got an ear ache today
The trainer didn't mention any side effects.
Arm ache.
PhanTUMS
must ache
Most of the time, when you cry, no one notices your tears.
Most of the time, when you hurt, no one notices your pain.
Most of the time, you hold it in, and no one feels the ache.
Most of the time.
Until you fart loudly in public.
It doesn't even have to make sense. For me it's the following joke that for some reason I can't tell without getting a jaw ache throughout.
There was a man and three cows. He went to the first cow and said, Are you a man? The cow said, No.
He went to the second cow and asked, Are you a man? The cow said, No.
He went to the third cow and asked, Are you a man? The cow said, Yes.
Maybe its a back ache...
It's a real ball ache.
Tooth hurty
Divorce is a laxative
It gave me a stomach ache. It was a case of hit and runs.
What a piste ache.
For Pete's ache
I guess I'm black toast intolerant.
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