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26 ach jokes and hilarious ach puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ach that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Ach Short Jokes

Short ach jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ach humour may include short jock jokes also.

  1. My 8 year old daughter made this up today. Why did the car have a belly ache? Because it had gas.
  2. My Dad had a headache the other day so I asked if he needed any pills. He said "The only pills that could have stopped this head ache should have been taken 16 years ago"
  3. if it wasn't love, why does my heart ache so much whenever i see her? I asked myself as i went to order my 3rd big mac
  4. Had a bunch of missed calls yesterday... They were from my buddy Mike complaining he was sore all over.
    I think I missed Mike ache day.
  5. Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache... I guess I'm black toast intolerant.
  6. What's the difference between an oak tree and a tight shoe? One makes acorns, the other makes corns ache.
  7. Why was Simba looking forward to his paracetamol wearing off? Because he just couldn't wait to be aching.
  8. I had heart palpitations, sweating and aches on the day of my first Covid-19 Vaccine But once I got in and actually had the jab I was fine!
  9. the vet told me hes going to have to put my dog down i said why whats wrong with him... he said nothing my arms are aching
  10. Agatha Christie Agatha Christie would write one mystery novel after another without pause until her arms ached.
    She was diagnosed with Marple tunnel syndrome.

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Ach One Liners

Which ach one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ach? I can suggest the ones about aye and kilt.

  1. What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*.
  2. how many Scots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ACH! It's nae THAT dark in here.
  3. Got terrible back ache so I'm seeing my Egyptian specialist later. He's a cairopractor.
  4. What do you get when you eat a bunch of uranium? Atomic ache
  5. There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache
  6. Why does Pete take painkillers? For Pete's ache
  7. Why did the Cannibal logician get a stomach ache? Someone he ate disagreed with him.
  8. What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache? I falafel.
  9. Why did Peter put Icy-Hot on his sore shoulder? For Pete's ache.
  10. knock-knock knock-knock
    who is there
    ach
    ach who
    bless you
  11. What do ghosts take when they have a stomach ache? PhanTUMS
  12. What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Arm ache.
  13. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ach.
    Ach who?
    Bless you! Need a tissue?
  14. What does a Jew, in Poland with a Stomach ache have? The Auschits
  15. My wife gives incredible head aches...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about ach can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of ach puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Howlingly Hilarious Ach Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about ach you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean payment jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make ach prank.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a pint. Just then, a fly drops in each of their Guinness.

The Englishman says: "How dreadful. Barkeep, take this pint back at once, I couldn't possibly touch it, it has a fly in it!"
The Scotsman says: "Ach, it's nae so bad!" and flicks the fly out with the back of his hand and c**... his beer.
The Irishman gingerly picks up the fly by the wing, gives the fly a little wiggle and says: "You spit that out! You spit that out!"

Knock knock!

Who's there?
Ach
Ach who?
Get away from me, d**...!

After the assassination of Tsar Alexander II of Russia, a government official in Ukraine menacingly addressed the local rabbi,

"I suppose you know in full detail who was behind it."
"Ach," the rabbi replied, "I have no idea, but the government's conclusion will be the same as always: they will blame the Jews and the chimneysweeps."
"Why the chimneysweeps?" asked the befuddled official.
"Why the Jews?" responded the rabbi.

A jewish guy gets knocked over by a car...

A passer by runs over to check on him. He bundles up his coat into a pillow and places it under his head "Are you comfortable?" the stranger asks. He replies "Ach, I make a living."
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An Irish man walks into a bar...

An Irish man walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants.
"Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?"

"Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

A Frenchman, a German, and a Russian are arguing about cars.

The Frenchman says: We use the Renault for travel inside our country, and the Peugeot when we travel outside the border.
The German says: Ach, ja! We do that too! We use the Volkswagen for travel inside our country, and the Mercedes when we go to foreign countries.
The Russian then says: Well, we do something simmilar, we use Ladas for travelling inside the motherland, and tanks everywhere else.

The son of a t**.......

A teenage son of a t**... was busted by his dad for skipping school.
"Farhad, why did you not attend school today?"
"Well," the boy said, "all my friends skipped school--"
"Ach! Farhad, must you always do what your friends do? I suppose if your friends wanted to live long, prosperous lives of peace and tranquility, you'd do that too, right?"

What's a Scotsman's favourite type of boat?

Ach aye canoe!

A German man walks into a bar

He sits next to a mathematician and the mathematician asks him,
What is 6+3?
The German seems stumped at first then says,
Ach Nine!

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The impact of these ach jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.