Aces Jokes

Following is our collection of chip humor and tournaments one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Aces puns for adults, dirty hearts jokes or clean fours gags for kids.

There is an abundance of aced jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on aces. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any twos witze you can hear about aces.

The Best jokes about Aces

I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards.

I just can't deal with this.

I have a few Aces up my sleeve.

In fact, I have them in Spades.

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a stupid card game!?"

I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

What's the difference between being dealt a pair of aces and winning a sweater?

Nothing, either way you're getting a card-again

I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush (clubs) on the river...

...I guess black fives do matter.


What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game?

Cheat, cheat, cheat.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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