Aces Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aces jokes. Read aces tournaments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aces fours puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Aces Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

Five asexual people are playing cards

One of them starts to explain the rules and then he pauses and says
I would say no cheating but there's already five aces at the table

I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards.

I just can't deal with this.

I have a few Aces up my sleeve.

In fact, I have them in s**....

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a s**... card game!?"

I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

A group of asexuals are playing cards

one, the dealer, says "I would tell you all not to cheat, but there are already five aces at the table."

What's the difference between being dealt a pair of aces and winning a sweater?

Nothing, either way you're getting a card-again

I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush (clubs) on the river...

...I guess black fives do matter.

What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game?

Cheat, cheat, cheat.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the aces aced puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working aces twos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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