The Best 7 Aces Jokes

Following is our collection of Aces jokes which are very funny. There are some aces tournaments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aces fours puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Aces Jokes and Puns

Five asexual people are playing cards

One of them starts to explain the rules and then he pauses and says
I would say no cheating but there's already five aces at the table

I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards.

I just can't deal with this.

I have a few Aces up my sleeve.

In fact, I have them in Spades.

My gambling addiction must be getting out of hand because I've just lost my wife in a game of poker...

She said "How could you do such a thing, losing your wife in a stupid card game!?"

I replied, "Sorry honey, it was very hard for me at the time."

She said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "Well, it wasn't easy, folding when I had four aces."

What's the difference between being dealt a pair of aces and winning a sweater?

Nothing, either way you're getting a card-again


I got shot by a cop after I beat him at poker. He had quad aces but I drew an 8-high straight flush (clubs) on the river...

...I guess black fives do matter.

What did one bird say to the other bird when he played five aces in a poker game?

Cheat, cheat, cheat.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aces aced jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aces twos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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