The Best 11 Aced Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aced jokes. There are some aced chem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aced prof puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Aced Jokes and Puns

The professor gave me a C on my Latin exam...

Aced it!

Not to brag, but I recently aced the drug test at work.

Nobody got higher than me.

A gynecologist decided to become a mechanic...

He graduated mechanic school with a 5.2 gpa and asked his teacher how that was possible.

The teacher said "Well, you aced the written exam thats half. Then you reassembled the motor perfectly, and we had to give you the extra credit when you did it all through the Muffler"!

So My son and I had this Conversation

***Son, comes back from school***

Son: Dad I aced my test today, my teacher told me I'm a smart boy

Me: Yeah, you are, it runs in the family.

Son: Dad who did I get my intelligence from

Me: Wdym?

Son: Like, you or mom. Who?

Me: Well I still have mine so I think it's your mom.

I aced the convert-to-Islam test today.

I answered "allah the above"


I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale...

It was really basic.

I just aced my philosophy test

The question was, "What is the central question of epistemology?" I answered, "How should I know?"

I took LSD everyday in a class I aced.

It was fantastic, I got to see the flying colours I passed by.

I woke up, did my tax return, aced my exam, right before going into labor and giving birth

It was a reproductive day.

Did you hear about the guy who aced the communism exam?

He had the marx scheme

Trump is breathing a sigh of relief today...

He just aced his performance review and probably got another bonus.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aced inconclusive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aced fail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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