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Fun-Filled Ace Spades Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good ace spades joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

What's the difference between a playing card and Africa?

One is the ace of s**..., the other is the space of aids.

I have a few Aces up my sleeve.

In fact, I have them in s**....

What do you call an asexual gravedigger?

An ace of s**....

How is Africa similar to a deck of cards?

One has the Ace of s**..., the other is the space of AIDS.

What did the ace of s**... say to Claude Monet?

"Draw me like one of your French girls."

The Magician AND The Parrot!

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over.
The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show: 'Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all the cards the ace of s**...?' The magician was furious but, as it was the captain's parrot, he could do nothing. Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot.
They glared at each other but said nothing. Finally, after a week, the parrot said: 'OK, I give up. Where's the boat?'

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat." "Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table." "Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of s**...?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another. Finally, after a week, the parrot said, "Okay, I give up. Where the heck is the boat?"

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