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My Mom said to stop drinking soda because it has acid in it.
I replied," Stop making such baseless accusations".
A teacher was called in by the police for accusations of child molestation
"What is your name sir?"
"Mark Stephens"
"How old are you?"
"37 years old"
"And what do you do for a living?"
"I teach school chilren"
"Come again?"
"I teach school chilren"
"Do you mean children?"
"What?"
"You said chilren, you forgot the D"
"Oh no, I put the D in children later"
Did you hear about the guy who is accused of attacking people with acid?
I think that these accusations are baseless.
A man who had recently lost his vision was charged with slander...
They said he was making blind accusations.
R.kelly says the recent accusations have ruined his relationship with his kids.
They must have been crushed to hear hes cheating on them.
How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't see what that has to do with false rape accusations.
I have no doubt Prince Andrew will walk away from all of the accusations alleged toward him without any consequences
No sweat
The US government has resorted to jailing political dissidents using fake accusations
Reports say they were arrested on Trump'ed up charges.
Captain Morgan now facing sexual assault accusations. Local authorities asking victims one question.
Have you had a little Captain in you?
2017 Limerick: There once was a man from Nantucket
Who after several credible accusations of sexual harassment was forced to resign from his position of political power
My girlfriend thinks I stole her phone charger. She can only find the cord.
I told her I won't stand for these baseless accusations.
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Some guy on a Minecraft server thought that I was a hermit
How dare he make such baseless accusations.
My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.
Her accusations are baseless.
In the news recently: men with funny haircuts fight to rule the world, throwing false accusations, their supporters being all fanatic about it all.
Come on guys, it's only The World Cup.
By taking into account this year's string of sexual accusations, I can say with confidence that...
...it was nice knowing you Mr. Claus. But seriously, why that elf???
Why don't ducks become doctors?
They are afraid of accusations of quackery
All these accusations of sexual misconduct...
And they thought Matt Lauer lost his touch
My boss is black and this week he called me into his office and rudely accused me of accidental racism.
I declined his accusations and told him that I don't like his tone.
The #Metoo movement is getting out of hand! Now there are assault allegations against Slenderman!
But don't worry, they're all faceless accusations.
What did the acid say when it was accused of murder?
These are baseless accusations!
I looked up "the black death" on web MD.
The first three symptoms are as follows.
1. A police encounter.
2. False accusations.
3. Resisting arrest.
Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of sexual misconduct, flashing someone at a party.
It was a hung jury.
The only positive thing about the Jesse Lacey accusations?
We'll get a good Taking Back Sunday album out of it.
So I just got accused of plagiarism.
But I've heard it these accusations before.
"There's one piece of good news for Cosby fans- he has a new show coming out."
"It's called *Women Make the Darndest Accusations.*"
-Jim Norton
Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape.
He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat.
