Playful Accusation Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers:
"Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam." I said sternly. "I don't even work here."
My friend told me the north star wasn't the brightest in the night sky.
I told him that's a Sirius accusation!
Did you hear about the guy who's on trial for throwing acid at people?
The defense is claiming that it's a *base*less accusation.
A loud f**... is heard, and everyone in the coffee shop is subjected to a putrid stench
A guy then approaches a gay man, and angrily accuses "I know you're the person who f**...."
Insulted by the accusation, the gay man defends himself.
"I did not! You're accusing me just because I'm gay; you homophobic pig." the gay man retorts.
The man yells back, "Pig? Your c**... hit my face!"
Looking at the victims body,
Looking at the victim's body, the cops concluded that they died from ingesting hydrofluoric acid, but it was a baseless accusation.
Why did the judge dismiss the case of the pizza being delivered without the crust?
Because it was a baseless accusation
There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians.
We will see if these accusation stories have any legs.
All these accusations of s**... misconduct...
And they thought Matt Lauer lost his touch
Did you guys hear about the recent accusation of s**... harassment that came out today?
It's Brand New.
He looks just like his grandfather —- a sweet thing to say about a new baby in most parts of the world.
In Alabama, it's an accusation.
I told my teacher with amazing hair that it looked like someone s**... it all off
He gave me detention for making a bald accusation.
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A blind athlete about to compete in the Paralympics is questioned by reporters on his accusation of racism. He replies...
'How can I be racist, if I don't see race?'
Surveillance paranoia is rampant
I overheard an accusation that "This fly is bugging me"
-- Source: Some fly I met the other day
Why is the Kevin Spacey accusation not relevant anymore?
Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism.
These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia.
