Accurately Jokes

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The Best jokes about Accurately

39 digits of pi accurately calculates the circumference of the universe to the width of a hydrogen atom

Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though

How can you estimate the number of dogs in the world accurately?

You can't. You have to do it Ruffly.

North Korea's state media is very truthful

They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.

Did you hear about how realistic Call of Duty: WWII is?

Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible

How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. British light fittings use bayonet connectors.

OK, it's not that funny, but at least it's accurately observed.


You can accurately measure a person's intelligence level by giving them a simple prostate exam.

If they let you, they're an idiot.

The official list of emojis for 2019 has been updated to include a drop of blood, which is meant to symbolize menstruation. Although, if tech companies really wanted to accurately portray the suffering caused by periods...

...they should use an emoji of a husband quietly masturbating in the bathroom.

Do you think a Stegosaurus can accurately guess what era it belongs to?

You bet jurassic-an.

Apparently there was a Problem with a request to put Trump's Face on Mount Rushmore

It seems granite isn't a dense enough substance to accurately portray his head

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