.......that it is changing the national flag to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security whilst you're actually being fucked!!
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Scientists still can't determine how much is needed for your mother though
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.
A guy is hanging out at a bar late one night. He walks up to the bartender and says, "I can piss father and more accurately than anyone in the world. I bet you $100 that I can piss into a glass you put at the other end of the bar without spilling a drop." The bartender looks at him skeptically, but decides that there is no way the patron could possibly piss that far and that this would be an easy $100 from this drunk. He grabs a glass and puts it at the far end of the bar and tells the man, "it's a deal".
The drunk climbs up on top of the bar and pulls out his dick and starts to piss. He begins to let loose and is clearly straining hard to get distance but he is still falling way short, getting piss all over the bar and even splashing all over the bar tender. The bartender is laughing hard and shaking his first in sarcastic support as the drunk shakes his dick wildly as he attempts get all the distance possible.
Finally finished the man climbs off the bar and the bartender throws up a triumphant fist as he smiles and tells the man to pay up. The drunk walks over to the table from where came, gets handed $100 each from the 8 men at the table and then walks back to the bar and hands the bartender his $100.
Confused, the bartender asks the drunk, "What just happened over there?" to which the drunk replies, "I bet them $100 each that I could walk over, piss all over the bar and all over you, and that you would be happy about it".
They accurately portray United States as a country where half of it is burning and half of it is drowning.
Sledgehammer Games rented servers from the 1940s to replicate WWII as accurately as possible
None. British light fittings use bayonet connectors.
OK, it's not that funny, but at least it's accurately observed.
If they let you, they're an idiot.
Newly single.
Newly widowed more accurately.
My ex fucked dozens.
Many children, all aggressive in nature.
I have a goofy name but my friends just call me....
FOAB.
You bet jurassic-an.
It seems granite isn't a dense enough substance to accurately portray his head
a LIT-mus test
He has a crisis of confidence.
Stare at OP's penis.
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