Accross Jokes

5 accross jokes and hilarious accross puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about accross that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Humorous Accross Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good accross joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A drunk is passed out in a local park, face down in the freshly cut grass. He finally comes to, staggers to the bar accross the street and goes in.

The bartender looks up and says, "Why the lawn face?"

When traveling the coast, a struggling merchant and his wife come accross a giant beached whale with gold coins oozing from its mouth. When his wife asked if they should take the gold for themselves, the merchant replied...

"Midas whale"

A ship's captain is running accross the deck....

He gets to the back overlooking the sea and starts undoing his pants. One of the crew sees this and asks him: "what in God's name are you doing sir?". The captain turns his head and says "I aft to pee".

She was just a p**......

but she had the prettiest face I'd ever come accross.

I came accross a terrible car wreck today

after which I was arrested for m**... in public

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about accross can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of accross puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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