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20 account password jokes and hilarious account password puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about account password that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Account Password Short Jokes

Short account password jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The account password humour may include short password jokes also.

  1. I tried to use the password "beefstew" for my iTunes account. But Siri said it wasn't stroganoff.
  2. Can anybody help me figure out who hacked all those Yahoo accounts?? At least someone could remember my password.
  3. I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration. Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
    I have no Drive.
  4. Some random guy told me that if I gave him my Epic username and password, he'd get me 1,337,420 vbucks. I did, and for some reason I can't log on to my account. Can anyone help me?
  5. Someone broke into all of my online accounts Perhaps, "Dave" is a very bad password to use.
  6. You know the Yahoo hack is not that bad... at least someone knows my password to my Yahoo account.
  7. My email account got hacked recently. And, I though that was quite weird because my password was literally unfavorable.
  8. FREE LOL ACCOUNT - GOLDV My friend stopped playing and first one gets the account
    username: xxeathbringerxx
    Password: pondaman1998
  9. What did the liberal say after losing the password to their Google account? But muh emails.

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Account Password One Liners

Which account password one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with account password? I can suggest the ones about change password and computer password.

  1. To the person who hacked my gmail account What's my password?
  2. Geez, somebody's found the password to my account. ,,Guess I'll have to rename my dog.
  3. What password does a pirate use for all his accounts? CCCCCCC

Great Account Password Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about account password you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wifi password jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make account password pranks.

Password reset

A man was was unable to log into his online banking account and he pulled up the online chat support.
"I put in my password and I cannot access my account"
"Sorry that password has expired- you must register a new one."
"Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?"

"No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one."

"Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty well?"

"Well, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 90 days."

"Can I use the old one and just re-register it?"

"No, you must get a new one."

"I don't want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember."

"Sorry, you must get a new one."

"OK, roses."

"Sorry you must use more letters."

"OK, pretty roses"

"No good, you must use at least one numerical character."

"OK, 1 pretty rose"
"Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces."

"OK, 1prettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use additional characters."

"OK, 1fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter."

"OK,1FUCKINGprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose"

"Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters."

"OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon'tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow"
"Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used"

Hacker sent me an email that he has hacked into my computer.

I said "prove it" and he sent me the username and password of my email, bank and social media accounts.
I replied "Thank you, that was the easiest Forgot Password process I have ever come across".

Choose a new password :

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

Choose a new password:

potato
Sorry, password must contain at least 8 letters.
boiled potato
Sorry, password must contain at least one number.
1 boiled potato
Sorry, password cannot contain spaces
50fuckingboiledpotatoes
Sorry, password must contain capital letters.
50FUCKINGboiledpotatoes
Sorry, capital letters must not be consecutive.
IwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAss,IfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, password must not contain punctuation.
NowIamSeriouslyGettingPissedOffIwillShove50FuckingBoiledPotatoesUpYourAssIfYouDoNotGiveMeAccessImmediately
Sorry, you can't change your password to a password that has already been used with this account. Choose a new password :

A guy wanted to change his bank account's password....

...So he called the bank and a lovely lady answered the phone.
The man explaned the situation and he gave her his old password, she then asked for a new password the man was bored and wanted to empares her so he said "mycock" the lady sighed and keyboard clicks were heard and after a moment she began to laugh uncontrolably after about 10 minutes of laughing the man asked her why is she laughing she paused to take her breath and said:
"Password not long enugh".