Accordion Player Jokes

9 accordion player jokes and hilarious accordion player puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about accordion player that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Accordion Player Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good accordion player joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

An accordion player walks into a bar,

orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.

Why did the accordion player sell his instrument and switch to the drums? He wanted to play something less complicated.

Why did the accordion player bring his instrument to a bar fight? He knew it had the potential to be a deadly weapon.

What do you call a musician who can play multiple instruments but always chooses the accordion? A firm believer in the “squeeze is worth the juice.”

What did the guitarist say to the accordion player? Your instrument sounds like a dying cat, but at least it’s not a banjo.

Why did the accordion player get a divorce? His wife said he was always pushing her buttons.

Why do accordion players always play on the edge of the stage? So they can be closer to their cars when the gig is over.

Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the accordion player undressing.

Why did the accordion player get so many requests to perform? Because he always pulled out all the stops.

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