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Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze as the man strolls up to the bar and sets the case down on the counter. Everyone holds their breath. Suddenly, the man flips open the case and pulls out a machine gun! And everyone in the bar breathes a sigh of relief.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
After a long night at performing at a local restaurant, an accordion player goes to have a few late night drinks. He drives up to the bar and goes inside. After finishing his first drink, he realizes he left his car unlocked! He rushed outside, opened the trunk of his car.....but it was too late....a 2nd accordion was already there!
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
But that's just accordion to them
Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it.
orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
It's science.
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Pocahontas
Polka haunt us
everybody leaves.
Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument.
Lawrence Elk
Is like going hunting without an accordion
Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
Imagine his shock when he returned half an hour later to find *two* accordions in the back seat.
An optimist.
Most people don't notice when words are swapped for instruments in sentences.
He was going out for a drink after a show with his friend and was nervous about leaving his instrument in the car as he didn't want to get it stolen. His friend told him it was alright and nobody would try to steal an accordion. After a night of drinking they walk back to the car and notice a window is broken. The musician is mad at his friend for letting him leave the instrument until they get to the car and find two accordions.
And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
I find that harp to belive though.
when I came back, there were three accordions
hehe
An ofcourseion
When replacing words with instruments they tend to go unnoticed.
going to hunting without your accordion
Billy: Yeah sure Dad, how many chords can it play
Dad: Actually, it's wireless.
Terrorists have sympathisers.
Read it slowly.
Pay me $100 and I won't play it.
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Now it's a Honda Accordion.
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.
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