The Best 42 Accordion Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Accordion jokes. There are some accordion sax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these accordion violin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Accordion Jokes and Puns
A man walks into a bar...
Shadily dressed in a trench coat with the collar pulled up and a fedora pulled down over his face. A livid scar runs down his cheek, and his two tone shoes are dangerously polished. In his hands he's carrying an accordion case. The bar falls completely silent. All of the patrons turn pale and freeze as the man strolls up to the bar and sets the case down on the counter. Everyone holds their breath. Suddenly, the man flips open the case and pulls out a machine gun! And everyone in the bar breathes a sigh of relief.
What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
An accordion player goes to a bar... (warning: dumb joke)
After a long night at performing at a local restaurant, an accordion player goes to have a few late night drinks. He drives up to the bar and goes inside. After finishing his first drink, he realizes he left his car unlocked! He rushed outside, opened the trunk of his car.....but it was too late....a 2nd accordion was already there!
How is an accordion like an artillery shell?
Once you hear it, it's already too late.
Some musicians think suqeeze-boxes are the best instruments ever...
But that's just accordion to them
Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence.
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
Throwing a banjo into a dumpster and hitting an accordion with it.
An accordion player walks into a bar,
orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.
Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.
He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.
Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.
What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed.
It's science.
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What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?
Pocahontas
What do you call a haunted accordion
Polka haunt us
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar...
everybody leaves.
Did you know?
Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument.
What is big and brown and plays the accordion?
Lawrence Elk
Going to war without the French
Is like going hunting without an accordion
Accordion to studies...
Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument
Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Accordion to scientific studies, 90% ..
of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
A friend of mine once left his accordion in his unlocked car.
Imagine his shock when he returned half an hour later to find *two* accordions in the back seat.
What do you call an accordion player with a pager?
An optimist.
Accordion to a recent survey...
Most people don't notice when words are swapped for instruments in sentences.
There was an accordion player
He was going out for a drink after a show with his friend and was nervous about leaving his instrument in the car as he didn't want to get it stolen. His friend told him it was alright and nobody would try to steal an accordion. After a night of drinking they walk back to the car and notice a window is broken. The musician is mad at his friend for letting him leave the instrument until they get to the car and find two accordions.
I was reading this survey the other day
And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
9/10 people.
Accordion to research, 9/10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Accordion to studies, its very easy to hide musical instruments in every day sentences.
I find that harp to belive though.
Accordion to a study done by Stanford University, 9 out 10 people don't notice when words are substituted for music instruments
hehe
Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
Accordion to a recent survey, at least 40% of sentences contain one musical instrument.
What do you call an obvious accordion?
An ofcourseion
Accordion to several scientific reports and surveys,
When replacing words with instruments they tend to go unnoticed.
Hey son, you want an accordion
Billy: Yeah sure Dad, how many chords can it play
Dad: Actually, it's wireless.
What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
Read it slowly.
Pay me $10 and I'll play accordion for you
Pay me $100 and I won't play it.
Interesting Research
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
My Honda Accord was rear-ended by a truck.
Now it's a Honda Accordion.
Fact
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.
Recent study
Accordion to a recent survey, 90% of people
don't notice when you replace words with names of musical instruments.
Rough part of the hood.
I once parked my car with my accordion in the back seat in a rough part of town. I was only gone a few minutes, but when I came back, somebody had smashed my rear windshield and thrown in two more accordions.
Do you know the definition of"perfect pitch?"
When you toss a banjo into a dumpster & it hits an accordion!
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