Accor Jokes

Following is our collection of agreement humor and accord one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Accor puns for adults, dirty night jokes or clean conform gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Accor

Accordion to scientific studies, 90% ..

of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Read it slowly.

An accordion player walks into a bar,

orders a drink and chats up the bartender and the regulars for an hour.

Suddenly, he realizes that not only has he left his instrument in his back seat of his car in full view of passers-by, but he hasn't even locked his doors.

He quickly excuses himself from his conversation and rushes outside and up the block to his vehicle to take care of business, but it was too late.

Sure enough, someone had thrown another accordion in his back seat.

Did you know?

Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument.

Accordion to a study done by Stanford University, 9 out 10 people don't notice when words are substituted for music instruments

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An accordion player goes to a bar... (warning: dumb joke)

After a long night at performing at a local restaurant, an accordion player goes to have a few late night drinks. He drives up to the bar and goes inside. After finishing his first drink, he realizes he left his car unlocked! He rushed outside, opened the trunk of his car.....but it was too late....a 2nd accordion was already there!

Accordion and Tuba Duo

A party planner has organized a huge new year's eve party. At the last minute, the band he hired has to pull out because of death in the family. The planner is totally stressed out because he has 500 partiers and no band.

On December 30 he contacts the only local band that was avaliable, a duo consisting of an accordionist and a tuba player. He has hesitations, but he hires them so he will have live music.

To his surprise, the duo is a huge hit with the crowd. The party was better than he ever imagined.

After the party, he walks up to the band and says "you know, I never thought in a million years that I would be saying this, but you two were great and I would like to line you up now for next year"

The duo replies "Sure, can we leave our stuff?"

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

Accordion to a recent survey...

Most people don't notice when words are swapped for instruments in sentences.

Accordion to a recent survey, most people don't notice when a musical instrument is inserted into a sentence.

Accordion to studies, its very easy to hide musical instruments in every day sentences.

I find that harp to belive though.


There was an accordion player

He was going out for a drink after a show with his friend and was nervous about leaving his instrument in the car as he didn't want to get it stolen. His friend told him it was alright and nobody would try to steal an accordion. After a night of drinking they walk back to the car and notice a window is broken. The musician is mad at his friend for letting him leave the instrument until they get to the car and find two accordions.

Accordion to studies...

Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument

Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed.

It's science.

Accordion to several scientific reports and surveys,

When replacing words with instruments they tend to go unnoticed.

Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of you won't realize I replaced the first word of this sentence with an instrument.

I really like the music of Celine Dion

But I'm not quite as impressed by her husband, Accor.

Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.

Accordion to a recent survey, at least 40% of sentences contain one musical instrument.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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