The Best 44 Accomplishment Jokes

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Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!

Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!

What is the greatest accomplishment of the Austrian people?

Successfully convincing the rest of the world that Beethoven was Austrian and that Hitler was German.

[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably.

Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen?

Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.


What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment?

He killed Hitler

My husband believes my greatest accomplishment...

is his last name.

A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015.

87 percent of them answered "your mom"

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...

The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment.

That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.

What's the difference between Hitler and playing EA games?

Hitler had a sense of accomplishment during his life.

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Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a condom. Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said

"The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes."

So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."

Person: Completes 40 years of tax and home payments to finally pay off mortgage

EA: we just wanted users to feel a sense of accomplishment...

My sense of accomplishment & pride is tingling...

Why did the chicken walk to work instead of paying a bus fare?

To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment

A man's car breaks down near a monastary.

He goes to the door and knocks. The Friar opens the door. The man asks for a place to sleep. The Fiar replies,"pay us."

The man, low on money asks why.

"It's to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for people who find a place to sleep."

What is the most expensive book of all time?

Pride and Accomplishment, by Jane Austen

Pride and accomplishment? The only thing I felt after unlocking Darth Vader was..


Why do internet service providers try to end Net Neutrality every few years?

The intent is to provide citizens with a sense of pride and accomplishment in fighting for their rights.

How do you measure pride and accomplishment?

Cents

Today I'm thankful that...

EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.

I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it'd take to get to the pecan pie.

What is the most expensive thing you can buy?

Sense of pride and accomplishment

Money can't buy happiness

But it can provide a sense of pride and accomplishment.

I wish my college was run by EA

At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

What is better than finishing my 13 page Physics lab report?

The sense of pride and accomplishment I got from grinding out Darth Vader in Battlefront 2.

What's a $2100 perfume?

A Scent of Pride and Accomplishment

I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma!

I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Why doesn't the United States have universal healthcare?

Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment

Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

Net Neutrality is not that big of deal...

Wouldn't you appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment that paying for websites gives you?

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?

It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

I hate when people ride one accomplishment for their whole life and brag about it all the time

Like seriously, I don't care if you went to the freaking Moon. Do something else with your life Buzz

Man's true accomplishment

Man : Dude, I drank two bottles of vodka in one go.

Interveiwer : You are hired.

Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both

pear

Why did the EA executive cross the road?

To provide himself with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

Why do some people pay for in-game items even though they can use the money for something else?

**Because it gives them a sense of *Pride* and *Accomplishment* **

What's Steven Hawkingson's greatest scientific accomplishment?

Uh, there's no such person.

Bethesda's new statement regarding why they don't supply canvas bags...

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for using nylon bags.

What was the one-armed pornstars biggest accomplishment?

She single-handedly Jerked off an entire football team

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