Accomplishment Jokes

Following is our collection of satisfaction humor and neutrality one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Accomplishment puns for adults, dirty battlefront jokes or clean achievement gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Accomplishment

I wish my college was run by EA

At least I'd get a sense of pride and accomplishment for my money

Brought a girl home from a bar last night and after we went down on each other for a while I slipped on a condom. Suddenly, she looked me dead in the eyes and demanded either forty more minutes of foreplay, or that I drop down and give her 100 pushups. When I asked why she said

"The idea is to provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different holes."

Even now, all this time later, we have to remain calm about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

what has four letters, is a vegetable if you take away the last, an organ if you take away the first, and gives you a sense of pride and accomplishment if you take away both

pear

A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting...

The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."

To which the Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."


Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Why doesn't the United States have universal healthcare?

Because paying for health insurance should give a sense of pride and accomplishment

Why did the chicken walk to work instead of paying a bus fare?

To feel a sense of pride and accomplishment

A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015.

87 percent of them answered "your mom"

I'm sick of these people milking the EA conflict for karma!

I hope it at least gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.


What is the greatest accomplishment of the Austrian people?

Successfully convincing the rest of the world that Beethoven was Austrian and that Hitler was German.

So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:

"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."

Don't hate Ajit Pai...

... he just wants to give us a sense of pride and accomplishment with our internet bill

Three Terrorists apply for ISIS ...

* First Terrorist enters the job interview:

Q: Name?

A: Mohammed.

Q: Biggest accomplishment?

A: Robbed a Bank, killed 2 Officers.

Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?

A: 26.

* Second Terrorist enters:

Q: Name?

A: Ibrahim.

Q: Biggest accomplishment?

A: Hacked 306 Facebook accounts posting "Alahu Akbar!"

Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?

A: 26.

* Third Terrorist enters:

Q: Name?

A: Mustafa.

Q: Biggest accomplishment?

A: Wiped out a big Company.

Q: How many Letters are in the Alphabet?

A: 24.

Q: Why only 24?

A: EA is no more.

[LPT] When cleaning a messy room start with your bed, you will have a better sense of accomplishment when you eventually give up and sob uncontrollably.

A man's car breaks down near a monastary.

He goes to the door and knocks. The Friar opens the door. The man asks for a place to sleep. The Fiar replies,"pay us."

The man, low on money asks why.

















"It's to provide a sense of pride and accomplishment for people who find a place to sleep."

I hate when people ride one accomplishment for their whole life and brag about it all the time

Like seriously, I don't care if you went to the freaking Moon. Do something else with your life Buzz

What's a $2100 perfume?

A Scent of Pride and Accomplishment


If Trump wins the election, Cher says she'll leave. I like Cher and all, but I think that may be Trump's first big accomplishment.

That'll probably double the amount of plastic we export next year.

What is the most expensive thing you can buy?

Sense of pride and accomplishment

Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen?

Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

Today I'm thankful that...

EA isnt in charge of Thanksgiving.

I couldnt afford the sense of pride and accomplishment it'd take to get to the pecan pie.

Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!

Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!

My husband believes my greatest accomplishment...

is his last name.

What is the most expensive book of all time?

Pride and Accomplishment, by Jane Austen

Why do internet service providers try to end Net Neutrality every few years?

The intent is to provide citizens with a sense of pride and accomplishment in fighting for their rights.

Why did the EA executive cross the road?

To provide himself with a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Just remember Americans, if Ajit Pai wins tomorrow...

At least he will feel pride and accomplishment.

Net Neutrality is not that big of deal...

Wouldn't you appreciate the sense of pride and accomplishment that paying for websites gives you?

Do you know why EA leeches as much money as they can off of gamers?

It gives them a sense of pride and accomplishment.

Money can't buy happiness

But it can provide a sense of pride and accomplishment.

How do you measure pride and accomplishment?

Cents

What's the difference between Hitler and playing EA games?

Hitler had a sense of accomplishment during his life.

What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment?

He killed Hitler

Person: Completes 40 years of tax and home payments to finally pay off mortgage

EA: we just wanted users to feel a sense of accomplishment...

Why do some people pay for in-game items even though they can use the money for something else?

**Because it gives them a sense of *Pride* and *Accomplishment* **

What's Steven Hawkingson's greatest scientific accomplishment?

Uh, there's no such person.

Bethesda's new statement regarding why they don't supply canvas bags...

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for using nylon bags.

What was the one-armed pornstars biggest accomplishment?

She single-handedly Jerked off an entire football team

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