accomplishment Jokes

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What are the best accomplishment puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Accomplishment? Well here is a complete list of the top accomplishment jokes:

Calm down about the Net Neutrality thing...

Paying additional money to access certain sites will give you a sense of pride and accomplishment.


Don't worry too much about Net Neutrality!

Spending extra dollars to use some websites will give you a "sense of pride and accomplishment"!


Nasty rabbit

A rabbit is running through the woods happily screaming "I fucked the wolf's wife! I fucked her!"
Al the animals in the forest warn the rabbit "Be careful, the wolf will find out and kill you. Shut your rabbit mouth!"
The rabbit continues boasting about his accomplishment until eventually the wolf finds out. The wolf rules the forest and everyone fears him. He finally spots the rabbit and starts to chase him.
Now the rabbit is quick and small so he runs in between trees and fools the wolf a lot. Finally he jumps in between two trees which are close together. The wolf follows but because he's so big he gets stuck.
The rabbit stops, looks at the wolf and says
"Shit, no animal will believe me when I tell them this."



You've red some of the best accomplishment jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 3 puns about accomplishment. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty accomplishment gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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