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LPT: Follow the given three steps in order to successfully accomplish a m**....
1. Set out a few high-mounted boxes with hole in the front of them.
2. Scatter about several boxes filled with cashews.
3. Be sure to do this in a place crows frequent.
Two older gentlemen were talking
One told the other "You know, I had my old lady on her hands and knees, begging " the other night.
His friend replies "How'd you accomplish that?"
He answered "Yeah, she was yelling 'Come out from under the bed and fight like a man!'
When I was younger I used to have these little plastic cut outs for drawing around.
I'd do them all the time, almost compulsively, but there would always be more. I'd spend hours and never run out. Then I realised, I'd never be done, I'd never accomplish anything because there would always be more and long after I stopped or died they'd be there.
Anyway that's the story of my first extra stencil crisis.
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It's amazing what you can accomplish with just ten jokes!
What did the boston marathon b**... accomplish that h**... could not?
They ended a race...
My new year's resolution for 2023
Is to accomplish the goals of 2022 which I should have done in 2021 because I promised them in 2020 and planned them in 2019
Polish Space Program
The polish space program recently revealed to the UN that they were preparing to attempt the first manned space mission to the surface of the sun. When asked how they were going to accomplish this feat they answered, "We are going at night".
My mom told me I'd never accomplish anything because I'm such a procrastinator
So I said Just wait!
Q: How many members of a cultural, religious or social outgroup does it take to accomplish a routine task?
A: An arbitrary number: One or more to actually perform the task, and the remainder to behave in an absurd fashion consistent with perceived humorous stereotypes!
I translated this joke into English from my native language
Woman goes to the witch and asks what will she accomplish in her life the witch says: You will cause death of 60 million people,, Woman runs through whole city and when she gets to her house she sees a small boy sitting in the middle of the road and big truck coming towards him she grabs him takes him off the road sits on a bench next to him and asks: whats your name little boy?,,
The boy answers: Adolf h**...,,
My goal for 2017....
....is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013
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Everyone makes fun of North Korea's military
Personally, I'm amazed and terrified. Just imagine what they would accomplish if they opened their eyes.
So two physicists are talking...
So two physicists are disusing what they think would happen if an unstoppable force met an unmovable object. After being unable to reach agreement, the first physicist declared that the only way they could know was to design an experiment, but has no idea how to accomplish such a feat. The second physicist says "Simple. Just give me five minutes alone with your mother."
When Trump was a kid wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up...
...but all he was able to accomplish was the first syllable.
Did you hear about the guy who didn't accomplish anything in his life?
Neither did I.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things
Right now, I am so far behind I will never die
Already accomplished my New Year's resolution.
Of surviving the New Year's Day's hangover.
My friend had a dream of studying birds native to coastal regions before he died.
It's honestly really sad he never got to accomplish his Sea*goals*
