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Accomplice Jokes

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If a person helps a thief before he steals something this person is called an accomplice and he will pay for this

if a person helps a thief after he steals something this person is called a lawyer and he will be paid for this

Is it whisky?

Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says "is it whisky?". His accomplice turns to him and says "yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank".

The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to m**....

Everyone always said he would accomplice something.

A Parrot was charged with m**...

A parrot was charged with m**... in Iran with an owl as an accomplice. Two birds, one s**....
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My brother was convicted as an accessory to m**...

Dad always said he'd accomplice something.

To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their accomplice.


To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.


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