Accomplice Jokes

Following is our collection of technicality humor and confidant one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Accomplice puns for adults, dirty buddy jokes or clean criminal gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Accomplice

If a person helps a thief before he steals something this person is called an accomplice and he will pay for this

if a person helps a thief after he steals something this person is called a lawyer and he will be paid for this

Is it whisky?

Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says "is it whisky?". His accomplice turns to him and says "yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank".

The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to murder.

Everyone always said he would accomplice something.

Help needed to workshop owl-based joke.

With an accomplice it works fine, I'm trying to get it to work with any random. Here's the stage it's at so far.

Someone you know told me that you do a really good owl impression.

Who?

Oh, I thought it would be better than that.

The problem is that most people's initial response isn't "Who?" but "Owl?". I'm trying to phrase it to elucidate the former but I've run out people I know to test it on. I'm not even sure it's possible, or worth it for that matter. THANKS!

A Parrot was charged with murder

A parrot was charged with murder in Iran with an owl as an accomplice. Two birds, one stoned.

/u/samuelmolt


My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder

Dad always said he'd accomplice something.

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