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Super bowl tickets
A buddy of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl. Box seats plus airfare, accommodation, etc., but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding - so he can't go.
If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m. Her name's Louise. She's 5' 6", about 120 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year! She will be the one in the white dress."
*this was forwarded to me by my dad just now, never heard before, thought was worthwhile for a chuckle.
Wanted: Personal psychic for wealthy client.
Salary: $10,000 per week plus bonuses.
Free accommodation.
10 weeks paid leave per year.
Company car.
Generous pension scheme.
You know where to apply.
A Chinese pan, an establishment for accommodation and drinks, a number, and Abraham Rockefeller...
Wok inn two Abe R.
Mary and Joseph had nobody but themselves to blame for having to spend the night in a stable
They should have known it will be impossible to get last minute accommodation on Christmas.
What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?
An Endor Pool!
A Chinese pan, an Establishment for accommodation and drinks, the 2nd whole positive integer, and Abraham Ramsey
Wok Inn Two Abe R
Why did the Presbyope sleep in the park?
Because he had no accommodation
Confucius say
Woman with big balloons has high rise accommodation.