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Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.
What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse my kids and beat up my wife.
Kind of makes me immortal.
One in three car accidents is caused by a drunk driver. It's time to expel those sober lunetics from our roads!
Were you born on the highway?
No, why?
Because that's where most accidents happen!
But accidents in the backseat cause children.
Because most accidents happen close to home!
because that's where most accidents happen.
...so I moved
Because their wives are driving.
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Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!
So he moved.
So he up and moved
80% of people are caused by accidents.
A Frenchman and an Englishman are talking at a bar:
Frenchman: "Did you hear, in France they lowered the the amount of alcohol you can drink before driving. But now car accidents have significantly increased"
Englishman: " Wow, how can that be?"
Frenchman: " Well its because if a man drinks wine with a meal at a restaurant, his wife has to drive him home"
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
They never hit anything so there would be no accidents.
She said "that's where most accidents happen anyway"
He then looked at me and started laughing
because that is where the most accidents happen....
The highway, where most accidents happen.
They're both full of happy little accidents
Unless your little accident is diagnosed with chronic depression.
Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.
But accidents in the back of a car causes kids
I have gotten into at least 15 bus accidents though.
So she moved.
Because there are more drivers.
So she moved.
must be because they don't have as much experience pulling out as men do.
(OC I think? Thought it up when a woman pulled out right in front of me today, and then had a stupid "what did I do wrong" look on her face when I honked at her for it.)
I like to call them, the accidents, but my wife insists on calling them our children.
Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents
in the dark cause children.
But at least they wear high visibility jackets to prevent accidents.
He hasn't been involved in any other accidents since 1997.
If people used them, there would be less accidents
Clearly he never played Tetris.
Because they gave their wife the car key.
....not from Coronavirus but from fireworks accidents and ATV rollovers
But accidents in the backseat are more likely to cause kids.
"Dont worry, accidents happen"
Because that's where accidents belong.
... it's that we also need to equip our nukes with child locks.
Master Oogway uttered, before he took one look at me and said
* There are...some accidents *
Which is pretty high, considering the steering wheel isn't even on their side.
which is ironic considering that accidents in the backseat can cause children.
My mom says that's where most accidents happen
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