Accidental Pregnancy Jokes

5 accidental pregnancy jokes and hilarious accidental pregnancy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about accidental pregnancy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Accidental Pregnancy Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good accidental pregnancy joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The funny thing about teen pregnancy is they all say, "Don't do it! You will lose all your freedom! Make the responsible choice." But after it happens they say "We're disappointed but we can make the best of this. It's not the end of the world."

Whoops, I accidentally autocorrected "Trumps' Presidency" to "teen pregnancy"

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why aren't vampires afraid of accidental pregnancies?

Because they can only come inside when invited.

What do you call an accidental pregnancy in Canada?

A Tinder egg.

There are two types of parents...

The ones who had their child through an accidental pregnancy, and the liars.

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