Accidental Jokes

110 accidental jokes and hilarious accidental puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about accidental that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

What do dentists, fatality, and faulty pregnancy all have in common? Accidental jokes. Read this article to learn about the accidental talmudist and how the concept of accidental jokes can offer insight into both comedy and tragedy. Discover the power of the unintended joke and its implications for both humor and sorrow.

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Best Short Accidental Jokes

Short accidental puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The accidental humour may include short mistaken jokes also.

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened. Noble gases should have no reaction.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today... Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I bought my son a puppy for his birthday, but I accidentally backed over him in the driveway and killed him... Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.
My crush just sneezed and I accidentally replied "bless you !" Now she's staring at the bush, wondering who said that.
My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself That's his story and he's sticking to it.
TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy Oops, wrong sub
I accidentally said Gazuntite after my crush sneezed. Now she's staring at the bushes wondering who said that.
My author friend claims that he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him. But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover

Accidental joke, A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about accidental can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of accidental puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Accidental One Liners

Which accidental one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with accidental? I can suggest the ones about unfortunate and unsuspecting.

A chemist accidentally froze himself at -273.15C Don't worry though, he's 0K
I was cleaning one of my finger guns. I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer luck Holmes
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet Whoops, E-Daisies
I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth... and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.
I accidentally bought too many art supplies I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
I accidentally sprayed my deodorant into my mouth. Now I speak with this weird axe scent.
I accidentally put corn starch in my novel.. The plot thickened.
I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to Now I'll never hear the end of it
I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters FmL
I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
I accidentally slept with my third cousin. The first two were better.
I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day. The court trial starts tomorrow.

Accidental Pregnancy Jokes

Here is a list of funny accidental pregnancy jokes and even better accidental pregnancy puns that will make you laugh with friends.

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common? Both can be fixed with a coathanger.
Why aren't vampires afraid of accidental pregnancies? Because they can only come inside when invited.
What do you call an accidental pregnancy in Canada? A Tinder egg.
There are two types of parents... The ones who had their child through an accidental pregnancy, and the liars.

Accidental joke, There are two types of parents...

Cheeky Accidental Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about accidental you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean careless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make accidental prank.

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero...

At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.

A man on fire

A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand. He doesn't notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette. His arm instantly catches on fire. The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve. A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.

During a f**......

The pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another f**... for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

Why did the s**... cross the road?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.

I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..

We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine

Woops, wrong sub

LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself n... and accidentally get arrested and registered as a s... offender.

Spread the word.

I accidentally flogged another d**...'s client.

Oops, wrong sub.

I accidentally called out my mums name during s**...

and my sister hasn't talked to me since.

A man accidentally rear-ended a car

The driver whom was rear-ended steps out of the car and, to the mans surprise, was a dwarf. He walks to the man and says "I am NOT happy."
The man responds: "Then which one are you?"

I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.

It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.

Accidentally called 911

Set my house on fire to not look s**....

I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**...

I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**... with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe g**..., I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room.

The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accidentally mixed up the babies.
The Scot goes straight in and picks up the brown baby.
The Indian says "Are you sure that's your baby?"
The Scot says "No, but there's no way I'm going to risk leaving here with an English baby."

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick.

I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She still isn't talking to me.

People keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them

"By mistake?"
"Oh come on.. Not you as well"

My wife and I had a huge argument because she accidentally flooded the kitchen

but we've sorted it now. It's all water under the fridge.

I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to buy meat for them.

He asked: "By mistake?"
I said: "Oh come on, not you too!"

My girlfriend accidentally discovered a way to get long lashes instantly

By showing a bit of ankles in Saudi Arabia

Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?"

And we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol.

I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

"911, what's your emergency?"

*"Me and my friend were out hunting and... I accidentally shot him and now he's dead!"*
"Alright, sir, calm down. Now, we need to be sure he's actually dead before we do anything else."
**BANG**
*"Okay, what next?"*

I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

BOSS: What's going on here?

BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife

I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.

I think I dyed a little inside.

My dad come up to my room, and handed me my soaking wet wallet, after accidentally leaving it in my jeans as they went through the wash.

"Son, you're going to have to stop money laundering."

I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of m**..., and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.

The steaks have never been higher.

Did you hear about the archeologist who accidentally destroyed his dig site?

His career is in ruins.

Two men on a train both have black eyes.

Man 1: "how did you get that black eye?"
Man 2: "I was buying my ticket from this beautiful b**... girl and instead of saying 'a ticket to Pittsburgh' I accidentally said I wanted 'a picket to Tittsburgh' so she hit me. How about you?"
Man 1: "Yeah, something similar happened to me. I was sitting around having breakfast with my wife and I meant to say 'pass the wheaties' and I accidentally said 'you ruined my life you s**... b**...'."

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

Women really do hold grudges over the smallest things...

My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm and I accidentally gave her a tube of super glue. It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

A woman was sobbing on the side of the street because she had accidentally locked her keys in her car,

a passing soldier saw this and assured her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.
Magically it opens....... "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
"Easy," replies the soldier. "These are my khakis."

My wife divorced me because I accidentally put it in the wrong hole

Fair enough it was her sister's but still...

Bigger in Texas

A blind man visits Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. Wow, this bed is big!
Everything is big in Texas, says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. Wow these drinks are big!
The bartender replies, Everything is big in Texas.
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. Second door to the right, says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in. Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts, Don't flush, don't flush!

It's just the worst thing ever when you shout the wrong name during s**....

I accidentally shouted out my sister's name last week…
My mum was not happy!

I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day...

She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally p**... your pants,

but he's still making fun of me.

My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

Yesterday I accidentally sent a n**... picture of myself to everyone in my address book.

Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police:

- Hello, is this 911?
- Yes, what is your emergency?
- I called to inform you that you're 910 now.

I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget

So I dug through my f**... to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.

The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

She still isn't talking to me.

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop for a shave and a haircut.

He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have
happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does.

A f**... service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying the casket.
As they are walking the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

This is a bit wordy…

I accidentally swallowed some scrabble tiles, and now I'm experiencing some unexpected vowel movements. The next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

The bouncer that I hired won't stop asking me if "I'm mad at him"

I think I accidentally hired an "Insecurity Guard"

A f**... service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

Suddenly, a faint moaning is heard from the casket. The casket is opened, and it is found that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
They have another f**... for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.

All day I've been speaking with a weird axe scent.

Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.

Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.

I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station

I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.

An Scotsman accidentally dropped a penny into an open sewage pit

The pit was full of e**..., and after a few moments of thinking the Scotsman concluded:
"It's not worth it. I will never dive in for a penny!"
Then he checked his pockets for some change, picked two pounds and throw it to the pit:
"Now it's better" he said and jumped into the sewage.

So Fred has accidentally cut off John's ear with his s**....

John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his s**... and cut off John's ear.
"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."
After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.
"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back in the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these accidental jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.