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My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
She's still not talking to me :(
They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
Whoops, E-Daisies
Luckliy it was only a virus.
Their names aren't even that similar
and found out I have Gary Busey
and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.
Set my house on fire to not look stupid.
I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
I think it's maoware.
We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
and my sister hasn't talked to me since.
I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"
Oops, wrong sub.
I think I dyed a little inside.
She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
FmL
The first two were better.
It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.
The court trial starts tomorrow.
The steaks have never been higher.
But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
It was a Wookie mistake
Now I have this weird axe scent.
Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.
...now her clothes don't fit anymore
Now I want to break three.
She hasn't spoken to me for days.
Never mind, I'm cool now.
I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."
and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.
She hasn't talked to me since.
Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened
Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.
but good thing I was only on the 3rd step
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in
They said just do it.
It cost me a small fortune in stamps.
I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.
Whoops, wrong sub
Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"
booskado247: "It's growing on me."
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
It was paneful.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
It was accidental.
I dyed a little inside.
I just didn't expect it to blow up so much
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Iran
So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."
She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"
Notseafood
That was accidental.
He says it's accidental.
"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"
He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"
Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
Don't ask me'ow I did it
After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car.
A few days later I got arrested for money laundering.
I had to get a Wiifund
and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
She died.
That it's always going to be okay...
...can completely urin a sentence.
Well, that's what she gets for covering her eyes.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.