The Best 74 Accidental Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Accidental jokes. There are some accidental saber jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Accidental Jokes and Puns
Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral
Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.
(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat?
Notseafood
How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar?
Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in
Accidentally told a joke at work today
Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"
booskado247: "It's growing on me."
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...
They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...
She's still not talking to me :(
I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...
It was a Wookie mistake
Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra.
"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"
I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine...
...now her clothes don't fit anymore
I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..
We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client.
Oops, wrong sub.
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Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth?
It was accidental.
I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
I accidentally called out my mums name during sex
and my sister hasn't talked to me since.
I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup.
Luckliy it was only a virus.
What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today...
I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."
I accidentally hit my head on a window today...
It was paneful.
I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline
They said just do it.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder
but good thing I was only on the 3rd step
Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint!
Never mind, I'm cool now.
I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.
I dyed a little inside.
I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day.
The court trial starts tomorrow.
I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.
It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.
Accidentally called 911
Set my house on fire to not look stupid.
I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle.
Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened
I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating
I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"
Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...
I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.
I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss...
Whoops, wrong sub
I accidentally played dad instead of dead when I ran into a bear
Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet
Whoops, E-Daisies
I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters
FmL
I accidentally slept with my third cousin.
The first two were better.
I accidentally washed my cameras memory card.
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today
Their names aren't even that similar
What did the dentist say when he made a mistake?
That was accidental.
I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…
But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.
I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.
I think I dyed a little inside.
What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq?
Iran
I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.
So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."
She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"
Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?
Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of marijuana, and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.
The steaks have never been higher.
I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..
She hasn't spoken to me for days.
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD
and found out I have Gary Busey
I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
I think it's maoware.
I accidentally joined an organization...
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth.
He says it's accidental.
I think I might have accidentally angered my doctor during my physical...
He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"
I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.
I just didn't expect it to blow up so much
I accidentally bought too many art supplies
I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
I accidentally took my birth control pill twice yesterday
and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...
and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles....
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.
Now I want to break three.
I accidentally handed my wife a gluestick instead of her chapstick.
She hasn't talked to me since.
I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,
Now I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day...
She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
Well, I accidentally sent a nude photo of me to everyone in my contacts list
It cost me a small fortune in stamps.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...
my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters.
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...
The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to
Now I'll never hear the end of it
I accidentally filled the escort up with diesel
She died.
Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally kicked my dog earlier and it bit me. My friend said "it's karma"
I said "if anything, it's more annoyed"
I accidentally sat on some broken glass
It was a real pane in the ass
What is it called when a dentist makes a mistake?
Accidental
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth
It was accidental
I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning
I feel like a good boy.
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