Accidental Jokes

What do dentists, fatality, and faulty pregnancy all have in common? Accidental jokes. Read this article to learn about the accidental talmudist and how the concept of accidental jokes can offer insight into both comedy and tragedy. Discover the power of the unintended joke and its implications for both humor and sorrow.

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Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas f**...

Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.

How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar?

Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in

Accidentally told a joke at work today

Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.

Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"

booskado247: "It's growing on me."

Accidental Comedian strikes again!

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

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I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... her clothes don't fit anymore

Accidental joke, I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine...

I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..

We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

I accidentally flogged another d**...'s client.

Oops, wrong sub.

Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth?

It was accidental.

I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.

The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.

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I accidentally called out my mums name during s**...

and my sister hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup.

Luckliy it was only a virus.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today...

I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."

I accidentally hit my head on a window today...

It was paneful.

Accidental joke, I accidentally hit my head on a window today...

I accidentally called Nike instead of the s**... hotline

They said just do it.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder

but good thing I was only on the 3rd step

Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint!

Never mind, I'm cool now.

I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.

I dyed a little inside.

I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day.

The court trial starts tomorrow.

I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.

It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.

Accidentally called 911

Set my house on fire to not look s**....

I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle.

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I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**...

I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**... with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.

"Ewe g**..., I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

Accidental joke, I accidentally walked in on my daughter m**...

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...

I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss...

Whoops, wrong sub

I accidentally played dad instead of dead when I ran into a bear

Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.

I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet

Whoops, E-Daisies

I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters


I accidentally slept with my third cousin.

The first two were better.

I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.

I think I dyed a little inside.

I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of m**..., and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.

The steaks have never been higher.

I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..

She hasn't spoken to me for days.

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

I accidentally bought too many art supplies

I'm having an excess stencil crisis.

I accidentally took my birth control pill twice yesterday

and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.

Now I want to break three.

I accidentally handed my wife a gluestick instead of her chapstick.

She hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day...

She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!

Well, I accidentally sent a n**... photo of me to everyone in my contacts list

It cost me a small fortune in stamps.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...

my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg

I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'

It looks like I'll have to start from scratch

I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters.

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to

Now I'll never hear the end of it

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...

I now have Heinzsight.

I accidentally swallowed a small gold nugget

So I dug through my f**... to find it. My wife walked in and asked me what I was doing. I told her I was just mining my own business.

Accidentally took my cats meds

Don't ask meow

I accidentally dialed a s**... hotline in Saudi Arabia.

The first question they asked was if I knew how to fly a plane.

I accidentally planted the wrong flowers in my garden

Oopsie daisies

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm fine, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

I accidentally sat on a bag of dried fruit the other day

Guess I *have* been on a date this year!

I accidentally put corn starch in my novel..

The plot thickened.

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of lipstick.

She still isn't talking to me.

What happens when you accidentally pee on a police car?

u**... trouble

I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles

Now I'm experiencing constant vowel movements. My next trip to the bathroom could spell DISASTER.

I accidentally got body spray in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.

All day I've been speaking with a weird axe scent.

I accidentally splashed pickle juice in my eyes

Now I'm brined.

I accidentally sprayed deodrant in my mouth

Now I have a weird axe scent

I accidentally took my cat's medication.

Don't ask meow.

I accidentally took my cat's medicine last night

Don't ask meow!

l accidentally played 'dad' instead of 'dead' when the bear attacked.

Now it can ride a bike without

I accidentally took my cats meds last night.

Don't ask meow.

I accidentally got anti aging cream on my block of cheddar

I've now got milk all over the kitchen top

I accidentally put diesel in the e**....

She's dead now.

I accidentally drank holy water with my laxatives

I will start a religious movement anytime now

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the accidental catastrophic puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

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