Accidental Jokes

Following is our collection of faulty humor and saber one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Accidental puns for adults, dirty unexpected jokes or clean intentional gags for kids.

There is an abundance of pregnancies jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 70 funniest jokes on accidental. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any catastrophic witze you can hear about accidental.

The Best jokes about Accidental

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet

Whoops, E-Daisies


I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup.

Luckliy it was only a virus.

I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

Accidentally called 911

Set my house on fire to not look stupid.

I accidentally bought too many art supplies

I'm having an excess stencil crisis.


I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..

We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

I accidentally called out my mums name during sex

and my sister hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.

"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client.

Oops, wrong sub.

I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.

I think I dyed a little inside.

I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day...

She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!

I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters

FmL


I accidentally slept with my third cousin.

The first two were better.

I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.

It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.

I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day.

The court trial starts tomorrow.

I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of marijuana, and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.

The steaks have never been higher.

I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral

Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.

I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine...

...now her clothes don't fit anymore

I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.

Now I want to break three.

I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..

She hasn't spoken to me for days.

Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint!

Never mind, I'm cool now.

I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today...

I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."

I accidentally took my birth control pill twice yesterday

and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.

I accidentally handed my wife a gluestick instead of her chapstick.

She hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle.

Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened

I accidentally played dad instead of dead when I ran into a bear

Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.

I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder

but good thing I was only on the 3rd step

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar?

Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in

I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline

They said just do it.

Well, I accidentally sent a nude photo of me to everyone in my contacts list

It cost me a small fortune in stamps.

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...

I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss...

Whoops, wrong sub

Accidentally told a joke at work today

Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.

Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"

booskado247: "It's growing on me."

Accidental Comedian strikes again!

I accidentally hit my head on a window today...

It was paneful.

I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.

The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.

Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth?

It was accidental.

I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.

I dyed a little inside.

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn't expect it to blow up so much

I accidentally washed my cameras memory card.

Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles....

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq?

Iran

I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.

So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."

She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"

(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat?

Notseafood

What did the dentist say when he made a mistake?

That was accidental.

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth.

He says it's accidental.

Coworker gave the best accidental joke after mentioning why she liked Algebra.

"I love solving for X, and I don't even know why!"

I think I might have accidentally angered my doctor during my physical...

He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"

Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?

Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too

I accidentally took my cats medication today.

Don't ask me'ow I did it

I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull..

After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car.

I accidentally left my wallet in my jeans when I put them in the washing machine.

A few days later I got arrested for money laundering.

I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console

I had to get a Wiifund

I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach

and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.

I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel.

She died.

I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic. But then I remembered...

That it's always going to be okay...

Accidentaly switching two letters...

...can completely urin a sentence.

I just accidentally shot my wife in the hand with a nail gun...

Well, that's what she gets for covering her eyes.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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