The Best 90 Accidenta Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Accidenta jokes. There are some accidenta electrocution jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these accidenta mustache puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Accidenta Jokes and Puns

I accidentally took my cats medication today.

Don't ask me'ow I did it

Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral

Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.

(accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat?

Notseafood

Accidenta joke, (accidentally invented when heard words out of context) What kind of food did Hitler eat?

How can you tell if you accidentally wandered into a gay bar?

Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in

Accidentally told a joke at work today

Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.

Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"

booskado247: "It's growing on me."

Accidental Comedian strikes again!


I accidentally got my mom prego... :(

She wanted Ragu.

I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

Accidenta joke, I accidentally locked my keys in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

I accidentally went to Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca...

It was a Wookie mistake

I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach

and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.

I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine...

...now her clothes don't fit anymore

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I accidentally rear ended someone at a stop light while not paying attention..

We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"

I accidentally flogged another dominatrix's client.

Oops, wrong sub.

I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen

It drew blood.

I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull..

After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car.

I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.

The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.

Accidenta joke, I accidentally drank a bottle of ink.

I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm

It's all gone to pot

I accidentally called out my mums name during sex

and my sister hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup.

Luckliy it was only a virus.


What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

Accidentaly switching two letters...

...can completely urin a sentence.

I accidentally ran over and killed my neighbor's cat today...

I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."

I accidentally hit my head on a window today...

It was paneful.

I accidentally called Nike instead of the suicide hotline

They said just do it.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder

but good thing I was only on the 3rd step

Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint!

Never mind, I'm cool now.

Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie...

He wasn't amused, but he did say, You cracked me Up.

I accidentally swallowed a lot of food coloring this morning.

I dyed a little inside.

I accidentally said Hello to a feminist the other day.

The court trial starts tomorrow.

I accidentally dropped my phone from a 20-story building.

It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.

Accidentally called 911

Set my house on fire to not look stupid.

I accidentally swallowed a turntable needle.

Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating

I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.

"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"

Accidentally used my wife's electric toothbrush...

I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.

I accidentally ordered a ham and cheddar instead of a turkey and swiss...

Whoops, wrong sub

I accidentally played dad instead of dead when I ran into a bear

Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.

I accidentally left my wallet in my jeans when I put them in the washing machine.

A few days later I got arrested for money laundering.

I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet

Whoops, E-Daisies

I accidentally combined Fahrenheit and milliliters

FmL

I accidentally slept with my third cousin.

The first two were better.

I accidentally washed my cameras memory card.

Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.

I accidentally referred to my wife as my girlfriend today

Their names aren't even that similar

I accidentally drove my lake into the car

Even if I said that correctly I'd still sound high

I accidentally stabbed my teacher in the face with a pencil.

I thought I would be in big trouble, but she turned a blind eye.

I just accidentally super-glued my thumb & index finger together, and at first started to panic…

But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.

I accidentally drank the water we used to color eggs for Easter.

I think I dyed a little inside.

What did I do when I accidentally landed in Iraq?

Iran

I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.

So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."

She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"

Do you ever just accidentally infuse an extra atom of oxygen into your water?

Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too

I accidentally let my cows graze in a patch of marijuana, and if anyone finds out I could lose everything.

The steaks have never been higher.

I accidentally passed my Wife the super-glue instead of her Lipstick..

She hasn't spoken to me for days.

I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD

and found out I have Gary Busey

I accidentally laundered my headphones today

Now they smell nice and I'm getting some really clean sound.

I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.

I think it's maoware.

I accidentally tried to milk a bull.

It was udder confusion.

I just accidentally shot my wife in the hand with a nail gun...

Well, that's what she gets for covering her eyes.

I accidentally joined an organization...

I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.

When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.

If you accidentally knock up an anti-vaxxer, fear not!

You'll probably only have to pay a few years of child support.

I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console

I had to get a Wiifund

I think I might have accidentally angered my doctor during my physical...

He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"

I accidentally started a worldwide terrorist organization.

I just didn't expect it to blow up so much

I accidentally bought too many art supplies

I'm having an excess stencil crisis.

I accidentally locked my keys inside my car outside of a planned parenthood

Going inside to ask for a hanger was pretty akward.......

I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel.

She died.

I accidentally signed up for a escapology class...

I'm really struggling to get out of it.

I accidentally took my birth control pill twice yesterday

and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.

What do you do if you accidentally get your pet snake wet?

Put it in a bowl of mice overnight.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth...

and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.

I accidentally jumped out of a plane without a parachute

But dont worry i got the rest of my life to figure out how to survive it

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles....

My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs.

Now I want to break three.

I accidentally handed my wife a gluestick instead of her chapstick.

She hasn't talked to me since.

I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.

I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together and at first, I started to panic. But then I remembered...

That it's always going to be okay...

I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth,

Now I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally called my wife a 'trophy' the other day...

She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!

Well, I accidentally sent a nude photo of me to everyone in my contacts list

It cost me a small fortune in stamps.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.

My next vowel movement could spell disaster.

Accidentally swiped my donor card instead of my debit card today...

my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg

I accidentally deleted the manuscript of my book '1000 Ways to Cure an Itch'

It looks like I'll have to start from scratch

I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters.

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

I accidentally deleted an audiobook I was listening to

Now I'll never hear the end of it

I accidentally filled the escort up with diesel

She died.



Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

I accidentally kicked my dog earlier and it bit me. My friend said "it's karma"

I said "if anything, it's more annoyed"

I accidentally sat on some broken glass

It was a real pane in the ass

I accidentally used the dog's shampoo this morning

I feel like a good boy.

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