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TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask
Whoops, wrong sub
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles...
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
A chemist accidentally froze himself at -273.15C
Don't worry though, he's 0K
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
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Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.
Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.
I bought my son a puppy for his birthday, but I accidentally backed over him in the driveway and killed him...
Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.
My crush just sneezed and I accidentally replied "bless you !"
Now she's staring at the bush, wondering who said that.
My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy
Oops, wrong sub
I accidentally said Gazuntite after my crush sneezed.
Now she's staring at the bushes wondering who said that.
A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party.
He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover
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A f**... service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
Suddenly, a faint moaning is heard from the casket. The casket is opened, and it is found that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
They have another f**... for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage
I accidentally texted my wife I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns.
I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...
She's still not talking to me :(
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police:
- Hello, is this 911?
- Yes, what is your emergency?
- I called to inform you that you're 910 now.
I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic...
They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
I almost lost my job as a DJ at a country music station
I accidentally played the same three songs for five hours. Fortunately, our listeners didn't seem to notice.
BOSS: What's going on here?
BOSS: What's going on here?
JAMES: Dave's mad because he specifically labelled his sandwich in the fridge and I accidentally-
DAVE: Not accidentally, on purpose!!
JAMES: ugh ok FINE. And I, "on purpose", slept with his wife
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
Sheer luck Holmes
I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet
Whoops, E-Daisies
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