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TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

I accidentally swallowed a handful of scrabble tiles...

My next bowel movement could spell disaster.

A chemist accidentally froze himself at -273.15C

Don't worry though, he's 0K

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...

Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.

Guys, abortion may be i**... soon. If you accidentally get a girl pregnant, make sure she's an anti-vaxxer.

Instead of paying for 18 years of child support, you'll only have to pay for 3.

I bought my son a puppy for his birthday, but I accidentally backed over him in the driveway and killed him...

Sure is gonna be tough raising this puppy without him.

My crush just sneezed and I accidentally replied "bless you !"

Now she's staring at the bush, wondering who said that.

My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

TIL in 1974 Russians accidentally blew up their own submarine, thinking it was an enemy

Oops, wrong sub

I accidentally said Gazuntite after my crush sneezed.

Now she's staring at the bushes wondering who said that.

My author friend claims that he 'accidentally' glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him.

But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.

A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party.

He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover

A f**... service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.

Suddenly, a faint moaning is heard from the casket. The casket is opened, and it is found that the woman is actually alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies.
They have another f**... for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage

I accidentally texted my wife I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.

During a f**......

The pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another f**... for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

I was cleaning one of my finger guns.

I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.

I accidentally gave my girlfriend a glue stick instead of chapstick...

She's still not talking to me :(

A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police:

- Hello, is this 911?
- Yes, what is your emergency?
- I called to inform you that you're 910 now.

Why did the s**... cross the road?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock this morning.

I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic...

They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent