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Don't ask me'ow I did it
Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood.
My next dump could spell disaster
Notseafood
Everyone keeps offering to push your stool in
luckily I braked just in time or else I would've spilt my beer.
A father is driving with his young son who is asleep when he bumps the horn, waking his son. The father apologizes, saying it was an accident. The boy tells him he knows it was, to which the father asks how he knew it was an accident. The son replies "well you didn't yell dumbass when you honked"
Lost a bet and had to grow a mustache.
Co-worker: "Hey booskadoo247, how do you like your mustache?"
booskado247: "It's growing on me."
Accidental Comedian strikes again!
They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
She's still not talking to me :(
It was a Wookie mistake
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and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4.
...now her clothes don't fit anymore
We get out to exchange information, and I notice the guy is a midget. The first thing he says is, "I'm not happy." To which I replied, "Well which one are you then?"
Oops, wrong sub.
After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car.
The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside.
Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!
and my sister hasn't talked to me since.
17 people were injured.
Luckliy it was only a virus.
Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.
I was too scared to tell him to his face, so I left a note saying "curiosity was here."
It was paneful.
They said just do it.
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.
but good thing I was only on the 3rd step
Never mind, I'm cool now.
I dyed a little inside.
The court trial starts tomorrow.
It's a good thing I had it on Flight Mode.
Set my house on fire to not look stupid.
Good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened good thing nothing major happened
I accidentally walked in on my daughter masturbating with a cucumber and I immediately shut the door.
"Ewe gross, I was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like a cucumber"
When the power went out I was screwed.
I don't remember her eating fish for lunch.
Whoops, wrong sub
Now he can ride a bike and has been through college.
A few days later I got arrested for money laundering.
Whoops, E-Daisies
FmL
The first two were better.
Thankfully it still works but now all my images are watermarked.
...with a little person. He got out of his car and said
"I am NOT happy!."
" well which one are you?"
I tried to help the victims, but there was so much blood that I felt sick and had to leave.
I'm sure they'll be okay until a different ambulance gets there.
Their names aren't even that similar
But then I remembered that it's always going to be okay.
my car to reverse leaving the scene....
I think I dyed a little inside.
Iran
So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."
She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"
Fear not, H2O2 is H2O too
The doctor walked in with the medical bill,
I couldn't stand to look at it.
The steaks have never been higher.
She hasn't spoken to me for days.
and found out I have Gary Busey
I think it's maoware.
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization.
When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.
She died
I had to get a Wiifund
He told me, "That does it! The gloves are coming off!"
I just didn't expect it to blow up so much
I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
Going inside to ask for a hanger was pretty akward.......
She died.
and when I woke up this morning, one of my kids was gone.
and now I talk with a strange Axe scent.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Now I want to break three.
She hasn't talked to me since.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
That it's always going to be okay...
Now I have this weird axe scent.
She shot back, Oh come on, just because you always finish first doesn't mean you win anything!
It cost me a small fortune in stamps.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
My next vowel movement could spell disaster.
Master Oogway uttered, before he took one look at me and said
* There are...some accidents *
my groceries ended up costing me an arm and a leg
It looks like I'll have to start from scratch
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.
Now I'll never hear the end of it
She died.
Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
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