The Best 14 Accessory Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Accessory jokes. There are some accessory toga jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these accessory obscene puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Accessory Jokes and Puns

What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes?

I won't be an accessory to this.

My friends and I had a competition to see what the most difficult to put on accessory was.

The end result was a tie.

I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is.

He said, "Clouds."

Why was the killer's watch arrested?

Because it was proven to be accessory to murder.

"Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia."

Mike Tyson: "That's easy. It's Perth!"


The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to murder.

Everyone always said he would accomplice something.

A woman was recently taken into custody for strangling her husband with a necklace...

...but she was only charged with accessory to murder.

Accessory joke, A woman was recently taken into custody for strangling her husband with a necklace...

What is a must have fall accessory

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What do you call a necklace on a serial killer?

An accessory to murder.

A scarf was recently arrested...

and charged as a fashion accessory to murder.

I invented the perfect beach accessory for men!

A clip-on-tip that attaches to the inside of your suit and peeks out just below the bottom of a guy's swim trunks.

We're calling it the Billadong.

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My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder

Dad always said he'd accomplice something.

Apple products of late is a crime against good design

The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory

What's David Blaine's favorite accessory?

His watch.... watch.... watch....

('lil magish humor)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the accessory addition jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working accessory cirrus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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