Accessories Jokes

What's a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.

Sincerely,

Comcast

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that .

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
* $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
* 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
* 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
* 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
* Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
* 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
* 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
* 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
* i66686 - CPU of the Beast
* 666i - BMW of the Beast
* DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
* 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast
* 2x4x666 - Lumber of the Beast

All these what?

Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"

I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.

I told the girl I fancy next door I helped kill a man

I was told women love accessories.

What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

Hank Hill has opened up a BDSM store and sex parlour selling

Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories

I hate all sleep accessories

But I don't know if it's a good idea to make such a blanket statement.

The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it.

Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech.

A friend challenged me to a competition to see which one of us could steal the most accessories from the local pet shop.

I just took the lead.

I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween.

But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.

Im a dominatrix with a side business in toys

I sell pro-pain, and pro-pain accessories

Audi's are more expensive than they have to be.

The German luxury car maker could sell much cheaper cars if they stopped shipping them with all those extra accessories that the owners never use anyways, like rear view mirrors, turn signals, side-view mirrors...

What would Hitler be if he was into clothes and accessories?

A fashionist

Apple has now turned to medical accessories!!

their first product is the Ipatch!

Hank Hill works at an S&M sex shop

And he sells pro-pain accessories.

Did you hear about the new Barbie doll they are releasing?

"Divorced" Barbie it's called. Comes with all Ken's accessories

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