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Accessories Jokes

31 accessories jokes and hilarious accessories puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about accessories that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Accessories Short Jokes

Short accessories jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The accessories humour may include short jewelry jokes also.

  1. What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes? I won't be an accessory to this.
  2. My friends and I had a competition to see what the most difficult to put on accessory was. The end result was a tie.
  3. "Alright Mike Tyson, to win $100,000 you need to name a fashion accessory and a place in Australia." Mike Tyson: "That's easy. It's Perth!"
  4. All these what? Whenever a Jamaican women talks about "all these terrible shootings"
    I'm never sure if they mean gun violence, or footwear accessories.
  5. I hate all sleep accessories But I don't know if it's a good idea to make such a blanket statement.
  6. A friend challenged me to a competition to see which one of us could steal the most accessories from the local pet shop. I just took the lead.
  7. The world's largest info tech company has merged with a mobile accessories company, but refuses to share a name with them. And they're not even sorry about it. Nope, they're not Apple-Logitech.
  8. I'd dress as Tommy Wiseau for Halloween. But the costume and accessories aren't cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap.
  9. I invented the perfect beach accessory for men! A clip-on-tip that attaches to the inside of your suit and peeks out just below the bottom of a guy's swim trunks.
    We're calling it the Billadong.
  10. Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory

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Accessories One Liners

Which accessories one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with accessories? I can suggest the ones about clothing and attire.

  1. How do you milk sheep? Release new iPhone with less accessories
  2. Why was the child's blanket arrested? For being an accessory to a kid napping.
  3. I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, "Clouds."
  4. Did you hear there's a new Divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken's accessories.
  5. I told the girl I fancy next door I helped kill a man I was told women love accessories.
  6. What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories
  7. What is a must have fall accessory Life Alert
  8. Apple has now turned to medical accessories!! their first product is the Ipatch!
  9. How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories.
  10. If Edgy Hawaiians Wanted Accessories... ...Would they go to Hot Tropic?
  11. Hank Hill got a job working in a b**... store. He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
  12. Why was the killer's watch arrested? Because it was proven to be accessory to m**....
  13. Im a d**... with a side business in toys I sell pro-pain, and pro-pain accessories
  14. What do you call a necklace on a serial killer? An accessory to m**....
  15. A scarf was recently arrested... and charged as a fashion accessory to m**....

Accessories joke, A scarf was recently arrested...

Hilarious Accessories Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about accessories you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean utensils jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make accessories pranks.

What's a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear sir,
Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.
Sincerely,
Comcast

Why did Hank Hill go to a b**... dungeon?

He heard they were Pro-Pain and Pro-Pain Accessories.

The valedictorian from my high school was convicted yesterday as an accessory to m**....

Everyone always said he would accomplice something.

Hank Hill has opened up a b**... store and s**... parlour selling

Pro-pain and pro-pain accessories

Accessories joke, Hank Hill has opened up a b**... store and s**... parlour selling