Accessible Jokes

Three women share a birthday and celebrate it together

For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.

For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.

For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because its quiet and has a nice view.

For their 70th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because its wheelchair accessible.

For their 80th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because they've never been there before.

Dark humor is like clean water...

it's just not accessible to everyone.

I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven

because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible.

Marriage Anniversaries

A couple on their tenth anniversary went to a restaurant because they liked the wine list.


On the twentieth, they went because it was good for the kids.


On their thirtieth, they went because it was quiet.


On their fortieth, they went because it was wheelchair accessible.


On the fiftieth, they went because they had never been and had heard it was good.

A Manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar

A manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar, full of bright ideas and cheerfulness. He calls a meeting of all of his employees and announces that his office door will be open, and he will be easily accessible for the rest of the week, and if there is ANYTHING an employee needs, now is the time to come talk to him.

Less than an hour later, the manager is sitting in his office, and Joe comes in sheepishly.

"Boss," says Joe, "I've got a problem."

"No, Joe!" says the manager. "In this company, we do not have problems. We have opportunities!"

"Ok boss," says Joe, "I've got a drinking opportunity"

I like my women like my bathrooms

Handicap accessible.

I installed some wheel chair accessible stairs in my house.

They only work if you're going down.

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