The Best 5 Accessible Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Accessible jokes. There are some accessible usable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these accessible access puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Accessible Jokes and Puns

Dark humor is like clean water...

it's just not accessible to everyone.

I don't like the song Stairway To Heaven

because it implies that heaven is not wheelchair accessible.

Marriage Anniversaries

A couple on their tenth anniversary went to a restaurant because they liked the wine list.

On the twentieth, they went because it was good for the kids.

On their thirtieth, they went because it was quiet.

On their fortieth, they went because it was wheelchair accessible.

On the fiftieth, they went because they had never been and had heard it was good.

I like my women like my bathrooms

Handicap accessible.

I installed some wheel chair accessible stairs in my house.

They only work if you're going down.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the accessible metrognome jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working accessible unavailable piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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