Accepting Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Accepting puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Accepting

How many tumblrinas does it take to change a lightbulb?

You may think that a burnt out bulb needs to change just because the room is too dark *for you* to see anything, so it *must* be changed, but I don't care, it's beautiful, you should respect its right to be burnt out and learn to be more accepting of darker rooms, check your filament privileges you ableist scum. Anyone who disagrees with this is a burnt-out-bulbophobe and a darknessphobe. Thanks for being so understanding.

A man attends his wife's funeral.

His wife had been hit by a car. Incredibly, the car screeched around the block and struck her once more before speeding off, never to be found.

The man was accepting condolences after the service. An old friend said to him, "I know you'll miss her."

"*Miss* her?" the man replied. "I got her pretty good the first two times!"

Timmy had a hard time accepting the fact that he was gay and dyslexic...

He was in Daniel.

I don't see why so many Americans are anti-gay rights.

For a country with 4 dads, you would think they'd be more accepting.

I like my health care like I like my hookers (oc)

Cheap, and accepting of all preexisting conditions...as far as I'm aware I just made this up, be gentle

As a hardworking American I'm proud to finally say I'm a millionaire

Unfortunately, nobody in the states is accepting payment with Zimbabwean dollars.

If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting

I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican.

My wife was accepting when I told her my fantasy was to have sex with two women at the same time

But was furious when I told her she isn't either of them

Anti Vaxx

Dating a girl with an unvaccinated kid is like adopting an old dog. You feel like you're being a good person for accepting it, then you get attached and they die when they're 12.

What can you never get from a gay person?

a straight answer.
Accepting alternate answers in the comments

Why did the insane asylum stop accepting homosexual patients?

They only had straight jackets.

The world of hashtags is very accepting

i mean, #include is the most used hashtag.

Marriage is about accepting each other's flaws. For example, if I fart, my wife calls me disgusting and hits me.

If my wife farts, she calls me disgusting and hits me.

What do turning down a prostitute and accepting an alternate hypothesis have in common?

They both involve rejecting the H0

A msn walks into a hospital wanting to give blood.

They weren't accepting typO's that day.

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is offered a role as a well known composer...

"I'll be Bach" he says, accepting the offer.

If you're the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.

I guess that's the reason why my parents kicked me out of the house, implicitly accepting that I am cleverer than anyone in the family.

The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join.

They're accepting dough nations.

Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant?

He was loki racist

I got fired for not accepting a raise at my job this week because I didn't want to lose money paying higher taxes in the next bracket.

I sure feel bad for the accountant they hire to replace me.

Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students?

They're calling it the hippocampus.

I really think we should be more accepting of transfats.

If you eat a Big Mac, what difference does it make which bathroom you use?

Did you hear? Prostitutes are accepting card.

You can now Tap and Go while you Tap and Go.

What's the plus side to accepting science grad students from private liberal arts colleges?

They come without the B.S. !!

An Australian enters a Chess competition

To pay for admission, he writes a check to the organizers. He walks up to a man at the entrance accepting checks. The man at the entrance says "Do you have your check, mate?" To which the Australian responds "Checkmate? I haven't even started a round"

When I told my father what I wanted to do later in my life he took it surprisingly well.

When I told my father what I wanted to do later in my life he took it surprisingly well. He was very accepting to say the least. My father would go around telling all my neighbors that all the other fathers would want their children to be doctors or engineers but not me, I'm ok with my son being a pharmacist. He wasn't so happy to say the least when I told him that's not exactly what I meant when I said I want to be a drug dealer later in my life.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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