The Best 2 Acceptance Rate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acceptance Rate jokes. There are some acceptance rate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acceptance rate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Acceptance Rate Jokes and Puns

When they didn't accept my discount, I gave my local tanning salon a low rating...

It seemed a little shady to me.

You know you are worthless when even death rejects you

People who survive fatal accidents are rejected even by the University of Death which has the highest acceptance rate of all Universities.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acceptance rate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acceptance rate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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