Acceptance Rate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acceptance Rate jokes. Read acceptance rate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acceptance rate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Acceptance Rate Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

When they didn't accept my discount, I gave my local tanning salon a low rating...

It seemed a little shady to me.

You know you are worthless when even death rejects you

People who survive fatal accidents are rejected even by the University of Death which has the highest acceptance rate of all Universities.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the acceptance rate puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working acceptance rate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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