Hilarious Acceptance Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just found.
Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
Saturday, Sunday
The fat acceptance movement is the only movement...
without any movement
What's 18 inches long and never gets used?
Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.
Fat acceptance is the only movement
without movement
Bernie Sanders was asked why he is still in the race
and he responded "there are still some states left for me." Those states are Denial, Anger, Grief, Bargaining and Acceptance.
What does the Fat Acceptance Movement lack?
An actual movement.
The irony of the fat acceptance movement...
is the inheirant lack of movement.
2016 Denial
2017 Anger
2018 Bargaining
2019 Depression
2020 Acceptance
In 1991, a country banned expressions of surrender, acceptance, or agreement.
That marked the fall of the "So be it" Union.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance ...
The 5 stages of buying petrol.
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When fat acceptance is a "movement"
but they cant actually move.
My Acceptance Speech
"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by my side. My legs, for always supporting me, as best they could. As for my fingers, well I could always count on them. And finally my hips, for they never lied."
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance.
There is a group of protestors chanting about fat acceptance. A married couple watched from a bench.
The husband told his wife, "it looks like there's fifty protestors over there!"
"I only counted ten." responded his wife.
The husband turned back to her, "I said it *looks* like fifty."
JCPenney just moved the women's Plus Size department downstairs. Is this yet another example of fat acceptance?
Or are they just tired of the escalator breaking?
I got my letter of acceptance to urology school today.
It read:
'Well done. Ur-ine'
True story
Son: I got my college acceptance letter, and they're giving me a $3,000 scholarship!
Mom: You did? What for?
Son: Community service!
Mom: Do they know a judge told you that you had to do it?
Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?
No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
The Body Acceptance Movement really died quick
It seems like anti-bodies are all the rage right now
For everyone college I apply to, I also send them an ant farm.
That way, if I don't get an acceptance letter, I can still hope for an accept ants letter.
How is fat acceptance a movement?
When nobody moves.
We should respect the fat acceptance movement for how unique it is...
It's the only movement without movement.
Acceptance in Rainbowland has come at a high cost.
Sarah recently came out to her parents as gray.
My college acceptance speech:
I'd like to thank Bigfoot for believing in me even though I never believed in him.
Most of the Republicans didn't see Trump's acceptance speech....
Like most people, they close their eyes when they're m**...
You know you are worthless when even death rejects you
People who survive fatal accidents are rejected even by the University of Death which has the highest acceptance rate of all Universities.
Fat Acceptance
The only movement that doesn't move.
Isn't it ironic that the fat acceptance movement...
barely has any movement at all?
Fat acceptance???
The fat acceptance movement is the only movement that can't move XD
The acceptance speeches at this year's Acadamy Awards are expected to be very long and very, very political...
... better double down on TRUMPets in the orchestra pit.
How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance.
