The Best 9 Acceleration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acceleration jokes. There are some acceleration slope jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acceleration inedible puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acceleration Jokes and Puns

May the force be...

... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

I took my old computer to a computer repair shop

I asked the shop owner "My computer is too slow. What can I do ?"

Shop owner inspected the computer and said "It needs some hardware acceleration"

Me: How much acceleration would it need ?

Shop owner: 9.8 meter per second squared.

So a man one day gains the ability to make a car made of coins.

It's acceleration was a quarter faster than a dragster, the frame costed mere pennies, and the interior was full nickel, but people didn't think it made cents.

A news reporter rushes to the man in awe, asking, but does it even have brakes? The man simply looked back and said "Of course. It stops on a dime."

Everything can be reduced to a fart joke ...

Even physics:

We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!

"You heard about the lady who died riding a roller coaster?"

"What? How?"
"Apparently the acceleration was too much for her."
"Gees."
"Exactly."


Did you hear about the object undergoing centripetal acceleration...

It went on a tangent

Why does work get scientists mad?

Because it's mass times acceleration times distance.

What's the difference between velocity and acceleration?

What?! You couldn't derrive that on your own?

What do you get when you cross the Pope with a Lamborghini?

A Jedi. Force equals mass times acceleration.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acceleration sped jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acceleration quadratic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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